cloud strife splitting headache moodboard

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

well yes!

I’m sorry, you don’t know WHY??

this tag is too glorious not to include

whore

Would you bounce on it as my sworn enemy??

The binturong of admiration

How I look at all my mutuals btw

They can be cuties

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

I googled this thinking I’d missed something in the news but nope this happened in 1978

feel it's important to note that as of 13/11/2025, he is still alive.

HOW

Girl what

Did you know you can use the living room. Could be the next big thing

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

does my gay little dance

this is maybe the greatest post ever made

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

A compilation from the notes: stimky