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@shadowgremlin / shadowgremlin.tumblr.com

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

Anonymous asked:

Not cool man, you don't get to have a funny AND hot wife. You get one or the other. She's gotta be crazy right? You can tell us

Really did hit the jackpot

Hope this doesn’t get me in trouble but I think she would be the first to say she is kinda crazy but like in a delightful mostly harmless way that keeps life interesting ya know keeps you on your toes

Anonymous asked:

HEY whoever married YOU must be really lucky and funny and a really good cook and maybe accidentally forgot to turn the oven off last night but hey what are you gonna do

Thank you anonymous user she is in fact perfect although she did forget to turn the oven off and it flashed a bunch of lights and screamed at us in the night but hey marriage am I right how did you know

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

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