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Shady Tavern

@shady-tavern / shady-tavern.tumblr.com

Just a gremlin writing stories, maybe you'll find one you like! Header by the utterly awesome @risto-licious

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

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Watch this man turn out to be twisted from Madam Mim

I also did a maskless version bc why not

Aaaand close ups

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e 'n su la punta de la rotta lacca l'infamïa di Creti era distesa che fu concetta ne la falsa vacca; e quando vide noi, sé stesso morse, sì come quei cui l'ira dentro fiacca. - Dante Alighieri, Inferno, 12.11-15

more scribbles of Kathryn Janeway trapped in an Angevin holodeck simulation when I should be writing fic but instead I am yearning for a broken monarch crumpling beneath the weight of her own decisions and eroded nobility

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