This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

I expected Americans without another discernible cultural background to answer this with regional American dishes im getting taken out by people just saying stuff like “burger” and “mcdonalds”

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

It's Make A Terrible Comic Day again

Thanks to everyone's encouragement alien boyfriend gave it a try and found love

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

Sneefin and Snorfin time at the Hertfordshire Zoo

the only valid answer for "how many genders are there?" is "not enough"

Edit: also applies to contacts btw

Please share btw i wanna hear about you guys' experiences

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

I recently came across one of these videos and I ended up adding the last book she rated to my reading list because it was about a (all male) Minotaur milking farm and this was the cover

“It has its funny moments but it just feels too, uhhh, bestiality for me” GOOD thats how I know the author did it right is when it scares away normies like you

Also the fact that someone from her book club chose this for everyone to read is crazy work and I fucking applaud them. Really said “this is either going to make everyone really uncomfortable or awaken something in them and I see both outcomes as an absolute win” lmfao

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

AND HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY

req'd by @dont-mind-me-i-just-exist

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text: This is not a :3ing matter

riding her dick cowgirl style while shaking my head to show i disagree with the settler-colonial and falsely idealized nature of frontier era north america