btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Bunk in pink. How could I not draw him?

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I hateeee working i just wanna be a successful career woman who makes money while she spends most of her time at home with a cute little pet to play with all day. So successful that my pup doesnt have to work and i can just spoil him everyday.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

Stealing my friends post valor

From All the Pieces Matter: The Inside Story of The Wire

any right-hand man born after 1969 can't cook... all they know is real estate, change they cell phone, kill your nephew, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

The Wire | 1x09 Game Day

BJ's first day