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still crazy after all these years

@singlecrow / singlecrow.tumblr.com

raven, British, getting on a bit, they/them. I love Star Trek and Good Omens and a bunch of old sitcoms and at least a thousand other things. If you want to send me an ask, please do, I will be delighted. Let me know if you'd rather I answered privately.

current state of the uk government's censorship framework is that weird nazis can use grok to sexually torment any woman who dares to show her face online but i need photographic id to look at screencaps of my own text posts on reddit

ok, so. I am very far from the chief defender of the UK government. But the UK government has not taken any action on the Grok thing because it's under current and immediate investigation by the independent regulator. Having an independent regulator is actually a good thing, though I'm not gonna count on fucking Tumblr's renowned constitutional literacy to understand why that is.

funniest disney history facts i can think of atm

  • literally EVERYBODY thought the lion king was gonna flop and pocahontas would be their greatest movie ever made. people begged to ditch lion king and work on pocahontas.
  • the reason robin hood ends so abruptly is that there was an actual ending planned and storyboarded but the crew spent too long arguing about everyone’s fursonas to finish animating it
  • madam mim was way less comedic in the original book but because her character was too similar to maleficent (who was in their latest film at the time), the sword and the stone crew decided to differentiate her by making her fucking hilarious
  • when making a goofy movie, jeffrey katzenberg (studio chairman at the time) told bill farmer to give goofy “a normal voice.” farmer, who had been voicing goofy for eight years at that point, including in the goof troop show that a goofy movie was a sequel to, was very confused. after making an attempt they decided to scrap that note completely.
  • as of march 2023, farmer is still voicing goofy, and tony anselmo has been voicing donald since 1986. the 2017 reboot of ducktales, which was slated as “wanting to do for donald what goofy movie did for goofy,” featured both actors as those characters; they had also been doing the voices for the original ducktales and goof troop/goofy movie. all the times goofy and donald interact in the 2017 ducktales however, donald was voiced by guest star don cheadle as a joke
  • current voice of mickey mouse bret iwan has stated that he has attempted to play kingdom hearts and did not do well
  • disneyland’s current world of color halloween overlay features a plot that is basically “the disney villains simultaneously adopt a goth kid” and i love it
  • people will make jokes about “well math says that the beast would’ve been 11 when he was cursed” well that was actually the original intent, but a flashback scene of baby beast was scrapped because he looked “too much like eddie munster”
  • when disney sent a representative to pixar to check on toy story production, she was like “this is all great! what style of music are you thinking” and they were like “for what” “for the songs” “we uh. we weren’t gonna have. any songs” and she went dead silent and then went “i have to make a call” and left the room
  • saludos amigos and the three caballeros were made as ww2 propaganda. the government commissioned disney to make movies to make latin america like them so that they wouldnt side with the nazis and provide them an in to invade, and latin america really liked donald duck so
  • saludos amigos was apparently the first time many usamericans realized that latin american people were like. people. film historian alfred charles richard jr said that the film “did more to cement a community of interest between peoples of the americas in a few months than the state department had in fifty years”
  • while latin america generally liked both films, chilean cartoonist rené rios boettiger fucking hated the chilean segment of saludos amigos, seeing the main character of pedro the plane as a weakass bitch, so in response he created condorito, the most popular comic character in all of latin america
  • disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”
  • in case you haven’t seen the defunctland, walt disney wanted epcot to be a futuristic utopia where he was basically the dictator. then he died so they just made it another theme park
  • speaking of defunctland the first defunctland video was on disneyworld’s alien attraction and please watch it. please it’s so funny
  • after the huge failure of the black cauldron disney was going to shut down its animation department. the department tried to convince them to keep them alive by showing them the one scene they had finished for the next movie– the mouse burlesque from the great mouse detective. it worked
  • the only attraction the black cauldron ever got was in tokyo disneyland where they put a tour under cinderella’s castle where everyone had to escape the disney villains trying to kill them, only to end at the horned king and the cauldron, who would try to sacrifice them to satan. this tour was popular but was closed in the early 2000s as the tunnels didn’t fit earthquake regulations and i want it in disneyworld so bad
  • walt disney once referred to his unionizing workers, led by goofy’s creator art babbitt, as “commie sons of bitches,” and i want a mickey build-a-bear that calls me a commie son-of-a-bitch whenever i squeeze its paw

Oh I can add to this:

  • Toy Story 2 nearly had to be canceled bc someone accidentally ran a recursive delete command on the root folder of the movies files which prompted to destroy 90% of the movie’s data. They actually physically unplugged the master server to stop it from deleting any more files. They had no useable backups at the studio so they were essentially back at square one after months and millions spent. The person who saved them? A director who was on maternity leave and personally copied the files so she could continue working from home.

they wrapped it in pillows and drove it at 10mph over the Golden Gate Bridge

sharing some human traditions

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[image description: a digital illustration showing toddler spock & his mother. she is holding him up to table height so he can light the menorah candles. spock is holding the candle from the middle of the menorah and using it to light the outermost candle, with a look of intense focus on his little face. his mother is wearing a sheer blue headscarf and smiling down at him proudly. end image description.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Reece Shearsmith has fallen between two rows of tiered seating at a racecourse, trapped and laughing with his arms and legs in the air. From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, "Do you want a hand?" Reece says impatiently, "No! I don't." End ID.]

Daniel Craig's reaction to Sesame Street's Beignet Blanc 🥲

MR CRAIG REACTION VID TO BEIGNET BLANC??

"the only thing that I'm spitting feathers here that I'm not actually doing it with them" THATS WHAT A LOTTA PPL SAIIID. THEY / WE WERE LIKE. MR CRAIG WOULD HAVE SOOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS....

dear Americans of tumblr: not all British people are white. I'm sorry. I know that ruins your funny shitpost you were gonna make. your Taskmaster meta. yeah. it's a drag.

oh that’s actually kinda cute

Also at that conference was the great Peruvian novelist Mario Vargas Llosa. During the next two days the three of us made two discoveries about one another.

The first was that each of us had attacked at least one of the others in print. I had dissed Eco’s book. Umberto had criticized Mario for being too right-wing. Mario had criticized me for being too left-wing.

The second discovery was that we all got on like a house on fire.

It was Umberto who suggested we should now call ourselves The Three Musketeers. (This, remember, was the time of the Three Tenors, Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras.) I remember asking, “Why Musketeers? Why not, for example, The Three Stooges?”

“No,” Umberto insisted. “It has to be Musketeers, because first we were enemies and now we are friends.”

Text from first section: When Umberto Eco's second novel, Foucault's Pendulum, was published in English, I reviewed it, and I must have been in an unusually bad mood, because I hated it, and said so. Not long after the review appeared I was at a literary gathering in a stunningly grand room in the Louvre, in Paris, and when I arrived the first person I saw coming towards me was Umberto Eco himself. We had not met before, and this was obviously not likely to be the happiest first encounter, or so I thought. But Eco, in a moment of expansive generosity, spread out his arms to embrace me, and cried out, in greeting, "Rushdie! I am the bullshit Eco!"

"Cruising Lesbian History" Survey Invitation!

Do you identify as a femslash fan aged 18+?

Do you participate in any way with femslash fandoms focused on TV shows or films about real historical women? Think, Dickinson, Gentleman Jack, Bessie, The Harder They Fall, and more.

If so, I'd love to hear about what drew you to these fandoms and how much (if at all!) your sense of the real history behind them impacts your fannish behavior!

You can find the IRB-approved Qualtrics survey for this project, titled "Cruising Lesbian History," at this link.

I so appreciate your time and attention, and I would welcome your help in sharing the link on and beyond Tumblr to ensure a broad range of responses.

“They asked me to tell you what it was like to be twenty and pregnant in 1950 and when you tell your boyfriend you’re pregnant, he tells you about a friend of his in the army whose girl told him she was pregnant, so he got all his buddies to come and say, “We all fucked her, so who knows who the father is?” And he laughs at the good joke…. What was it like, if you were planning to go to graduate school and get a degree and earn a living so you could support yourself and do the work you loved—what it was like to be a senior at Radcliffe and pregnant and if you bore this child, this child which the law demanded you bear and would then call “unlawful,” “illegitimate,” this child whose father denied it … What was it like? […] It’s like this: if I had dropped out of college, thrown away my education, depended on my parents … if I had done all that, which is what the anti-abortion people want me to have done, I would have borne a child for them, … the authorities, the theorists, the fundamentalists; I would have born a child for them, their child. But I would not have born my own first child, or second child, or third child. My children. The life of that fetus would have prevented, would have aborted, three other fetuses … the three wanted children, the three I had with my husband—whom, if I had not aborted the unwanted one, I would never have met … I would have been an “unwed mother” of a three-year-old in California, without work, with half an education, living off her parents…. But it is the children I have to come back to, my children Elisabeth, Caroline, Theodore, my joy, my pride, my loves. If I had not broken the law and aborted that life nobody wanted, they would have been aborted by a cruel, bigoted, and senseless law. They would never have been born. This thought I cannot bear. What was it like, in the Dark Ages when abortion was a crime, for the girl whose dad couldn’t borrow cash, as my dad could? What was it like for the girl who couldn’t even tell her dad, because he would go crazy with shame and rage? Who couldn’t tell her mother? Who had to go alone to that filthy room and put herself body and soul into the hands of a professional criminal? – because that is what every doctor who did an abortion was, whether he was an extortionist or an idealist. You know what it was like for her. You know and I know; that is why we are here. We are not going back to the Dark Ages. We are not going to let anybody in this country have that kind of power over any girl or woman. There are great powers, outside the government and in it, trying to legislate the return of darkness. We are not great powers. But we are the light. Nobody can put us out. May all of you shine very bright and steady, today and always.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

10 weeks of poster illustrations for my weekly challenge this year. honestly 2025 is shaping up to be the most I've ever drawn consistently in my life

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