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ANYONE UNDER 18 IS NOT WELCOMED HERE. NO Ai.

REQUESTS ARE open.Commissions open!

this is PURELY an x reader blog, I will not write ships! NO BREEDING KINKS! And once more don’t use my work for Ai! I will delete everything if I find out.

this blog contains dark content!

I have a chronic wrist injury, so my writing might be slow.

If you wish block the ‘chatting’ tags or for adult stuff block the ‘smut’ ‘spicy’ and ‘🔞🔞🔞’ tags. Anything I write with these tags are placed under keep reading.

Rules!

ALL CHARACTERS MUST BE 18+

I write for women characters, and any lgbtq request you might have. This is an lgbtqia+ safe space!

I will absolutely NOT have any of the following :

Scat or piss kinks. No foot fetishes, arm pit kinks. Vore. Heavy bdsm. Cheating, NSFW with children. Pregnancy/birthing kinks, breeding, Pokephilia/zoophilia, Incest, Canon x canon,or canon x oc, one night stands, FwB. Song based fics

Any racist or anti-lgbt content will NOT be tolerated.

Fandoms I write for:

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commission rules. Open! 4/4

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My kofi! https://ko-fi.com/smallestapplin/commissions

No one tells you how hard it is writing gang bangs. Like, writing threesomes can be tricky enough, but anymore than that and I want you to smite me.

Truthfully I did this to myself, but when they all share pronouns too??? I’m fighting for my LIFE trying to remember whose servos are where, whose doing what, and whose on what sides 😭

I got notes and tabs open to remind myself.

The things I do because this idea slaps and I’m going feral.

Maybe I do wanna kiss some of the 13 primes.

All I got for crimmus was sick.

Writing fics while sick? Forget about it.

But I will still try for the new year!

YES EXACTLY! Whether it's your being sickeningly sweet on him and soft, or playfully challenging his plans so you two can argue about it and furiously make out about it, or fight for who tops.

He SO has some disgusting pet names for you, or anyone he spots you already demanding you come sit on his lap, or join him in the energon bath.

He's such an asshole, he likes seeing what makes you tick and how he can have you under his thumb. You are given so much leeway, so much more grace than the other but you are given your own set of expectations.

If you aren't wrestling him for who takes who's spike, or cozying up to him, then what is the purpose?

You're his adoring conjunx, and if a mission goes wrong he's expecting you there to kiss his new scars and make him feel better about it.

His own hype mech basically.

You're probably the only other mech he actively listens to, at least to some degree, so use it wisely.

Do y’all think Beastwars Megatron has simp potential? I’ve spoken about this a bit with friends, but something about his goofiness gives me the vibe of if he were to ever have a conjunx, it would be the dynamic of silly evil boss and the boss’s conjunx who’s the actual leader.

Like he’s talking about his super evil plan and Tarantulus just slowly turns around to mutter “someone call his Conjunx and tell them what’s up- oh nothing lord Megatron! Truly marvelous idea! Hurry up or we are all going to die.”

Would it be a healthy relationship? Probably not, am I still down bad? Absolutely.

Give me that goofy dinosaur bastard.

If you phrase your words gently enough his plan does a complete 180 because(you) thought of something so much better.

A little forehelm smooch for you.

Someone peering into your office (Waspinator) to hide (he doesn’t wanna get blown up again) and quietly asking if you can give him a bullshit task, so he doesn’t have to go back out there.

And now he’s helping you file data pads, and Megatron allows it with a mild threat of “you better make yourself useful to them or I’ll dismantle you myself.”

Gives you a smooch before leaving for his mission.

How you’ve managed is beyond you, but it works.

Shower thoughts i will be sharing since i have found another jettwins luver

#thinking of the jettwins lowk being ass at flirting and courting in any and all senses…

Like bro these guys were originally energon refinery bots, so they probably didnt leave the area they were stationed in all that much

(You can read this for context:: https://www.tumblr.com/aliyah-7/91670269475/transformers-animated-the-arrival-rise-of)

& then BOOM suddenly theyre a big deal and have a buncha fanbots around

These losers (affectionate) r so bad at flirting,, whether human or cybertronian the entire interaction probably goes like this.

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PFFF NO YOU ARE SO RIGHT! Why didn’t I think of that, you’re a genius.

Jetfire I think is the worst out of the two, both are bad but Jetfire has a higher chance of missing the wall he’s trying to lean against, or flip around words out of nervousness.

“Your face is very good.”

“…thanks?”

And he’s counting it as a win, he’s winning so hard at life.

Jetstorm just says shit that makes no sense even within context, but he thinks he’s being so smooth, even if he’s lying and you know it.

“Do you like earth video games?”

“Yeah, I think they are fun.”

“Very good, me too! I’m so glad we have things in common.”

Knowing damn well he hasn’t even been on earth long enough to experience video games.

Both of them are absolute messes and they don’t even realize it, but that’s what makes them even more endearing.

A little relaxation

I love the Jettwins from tfa so much, and I’m so out of writing I wanted to give y’all something, as a thank you.

Warnings : just fluff, gn!cybertronian reader is thick, wingman Jazz. I think I struggle writing their speech pattern so I’m sorry if that’s off!

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You hum, laying on your side scrolling through your datapad trying to finish up what little reports needed to be submitted, occasionally messaging Ultra Magnus to inform him of any updates happening on Earth. Chuckling at the old mech’s attempts at reaction images. The mech to your side moves, making your perk your helm up.

“Comfy, or do I need to let you go?” You ask, trying not to laugh at how squished Jetfire’s cheeks look, the orange mech having his helm sandwiched in your bicep, being a thing for you to hold as you scroll.

“No!” He sounds damn near frantic, afraid you will move anyway, “All is fine, no release!” Though his voice is coming out muffled, he pleads, thrilled at where he is.

If you ever want to know how much I simp for Rodimus, the answer is yes and it’s becoming a problem

My partner showed me exactly ONE☝️ picture of Rodimus and it threw me head first into this fandom.

And I have no plans of getting out anytime soon.

Oh thank goodness tumblr didn’t break this one, I have your other ask but tumblr goofed for some reason and I can see it but it won’t let me answer it.

I wanted to tell you thank you for the kind words and that I’d be doing my best to write a bit in between taking care of her, I usually have some time at night when she’s sleeping.

And thank you for the well wishes! It won’t be much different today, but I’m glad y’all are too sweet on me, it’s giving me a cavity.