So I finally watched Beetlejuice last night, and my brain came up with something potentially cursed. Emmet acting like Beetlejuice (just less malicious). Just a playful demon that delights in bothering the living. -chandelure anon

Lmao ingo and emmet would be so concerned for me, I just cannot sleep for more than like 3 hours. They go to sleep and I’m awake still and when they wake up I’m making breakfast

-boop annon

Musical Nerd,

Lovely scenario I wanted to share.

Using Galvantula!Emmet’s silk and webs like aerial silks (those long lengths of silk people use to dance and perform gymnastics while suspended in mid-air). He’s probably be enamored and want to perform with you.

Don’t worry! Safety is #1 priority, and he’ll put up a net for the trickier maneuvers.

Some more horny thoughts but shorter.

Yandere emmet forcing your mouth on his cock. When he comes he tried to keep you in place, nose kissing his crotch but you managed to struggle free, coughing and gagging and spilling his come onto the floor. He's looking at your trembling form, smiling, but his eyes tell a different story. He grabs your hair and roughly mashed your face onto the puddle of cum. You can't free yourself, he's more ready this time with his grip.

"That was a waste. You're verrrry messy. Go on, clean up your mess."

You don't even have to look at his face to know that bad things will happen if you disobey so you starts lapping the cooling semen off the floor like a dog. He keeps a tight grip on you, staring intensely, cock hardening for another round.

(Another one)

Imagine being a wolf person just chilling in the forest bothering no one but human are human and hired a hunter to get rid of the dangerous wolf terrorizing the woods.

Emmet captures you and it only take one look for him to fall for you. Under the disguise of sparing the innocent villagers' eyes of him grisly killing you, he brought you home.

He keeps you muzzled and chained up. You're snarling and tries to attack him every chance you got. Eventually he got tired of your antic and snapped.

And that's how you ended up on all four with him relentless smashing his hips onto your ass. Cock abusing your hole, forcing it's way inside over and over again.

When he's close, he pulls your tail as hard as possible. You howl in pain. His mocking laugh fills the cabin as he spills himself deep inside you.

(And another one)

Imagine YOU'RE the hunter. A newbie hunter trying to prove your worth as a hunter, you set your eyes on the rumoured white wolf prowling the forest nearby.

You flew too close to the sun however. You've forgotten the rule of hunting wolves. Do. Not. Hunt. During mating season.

It's your own fault you ended up stomach down on the forest's dirty ground. Unable to move as the heavy form of the white haired wolf you've failed to exterminate melded onto your back. Your arm flailing, trying to reach for your firearm to no avail due to the chokingly tight grip he has on you. Your other hand tries to claw his arms, trying to get them loose. The rhythm of his cock pounding into to you shows no signs of stopping. Looks like you'll be here for a while.

(yes hi hello, this is me saying I WANT TO BE BULLIED BY EMMET!!! I WANT HIM TO TOSS ME AROUND THE ROOM AND USE ME AS A CHEW TOY!!!)

So like 😳 I've seen some android/robo submas AUs from time to time and it got my brain going brr so I hope it's okay to share this? The general setting is that the battle subway uses special android/robo trainers so it can run more efficiently, and you're supposed to provide minor care for them to avoid frequent costly repairs. Sorry if it doesn't make any sense 👉👈

▪Low on cash, but with plenty of time on your hands this Summer, you decide to try out working part-time at Gear Station.

▪ It's only a simple android maintenance job, once you got through the quick training period. Most shifts are spent either providing care for minor scrapes and tears on the depot agent androids you were assigned to (with anything worse needing to be reported and later handled by a professional. You have yet to encounter such a thing, as your main role is to prevent that with daily check ups) and caring for their partner pokemon.

▪Needless to say, the majority of your focus went to caring for the pokemon until the battle lines were ready to run for the day. That is, until your manager changed your schedule to the night shift after your first month of working there.

▪The sudden change was a bit strange, but more so annoying as you now have to alter your sleep schedule to avoid falling asleep by the end of your shifts. However, the easy work and decent pay is enough to keep you from quiting just yet. It's only for the Summer, after all.

▪On top of the time change, there is the new addition of required check ins on the most popular androids of the battle lines: the so called "subway bosses" Ingo (1NG0) and Emmet. (EM3T)

▪While the rest of the battle line androids are carbon copies of each other, these two were given unique models and the new advanced real-time learning AI. They can learn and adapt to their situation as they experience more battles, thus earning their positions as the "boss" at the end of their respective lines.

▪Never having battled at the subway before, it is a bit of a shock to see them in person. Before then you only saw them on the many posters plastered along the subway walls, advertising them.

▪You noted that they are at least a whole foot taller than the other androids! That, paired with their custom clothing would mean they required extra attention for their nightly maintenance.

▪ And extra attention they recieved! Starting your work at night meant the pokemon you once watched over needed to rest, so you decided to cure your newfound lonliness by quietly chatting to the androids as you carefully went through your check list.

▪"Are your hats nice and straight? Yep. Now are your ties tied tight enough? Hm, Ingo's is fine, but-" You make an exaggerated gasp, "Emmet! Your's is not only loose, but crooked! I must fix this at once!"

▪It's all rather silly, but at least you feel less alone and...uncomfortable. Being surrounded by perfectly still, yet very human-like androids can be a bit strange. Especially now, late at night.

▪And! Well! It may be because it is night time, but you can't remember feeling this ill at ease when working the day shift. There should be no one else in the maintenance room yet it feels like you're being intently watched the entire time.

▪Granted none of the androids close their eyes while in resting mode, so it may just be your imagination.

▪Right...?

And that's it! I like to think that Ingo and Emmet start to mess up their clothes more before being escorted to the maintenance room for the night.

They can't help it! You're just so sweet! You're the kindest caretaker they've ever had, you even chat with them! They were so surprised the first time you did so, they weren't sure how to react. They both understand that if they respond to you, it could scare you off, but as time goes on...it's harder and harder to not lose their self control and repay such kindness back tenfold.

A quick reminder to stay hydrated! Thank you for your time ( ˊᵕˋ )/♡

Imagine winning a bet and making ingo and Emmett okay five nights at Freddy's. Ingo would be terrified and Emmett would blow it off and say everything is fine. Until the first jumpscare.

volo plays minecraft on 1 life survival and thats it.

emmet invades and blows up his base.

que rage and keyboard smashing.

Your response to the twins playing video games and especially them playing Parappa when they where younger is so perfect because I can just see Emmet starting to get too frustrated with the game and handing Ingo the controller. He calms down after a while and when they reach the Driving instructor song he is enjoying himself again and he and Ingo just bob and sway along happily and in sync to the music and it's all just so dreadfully cute.

(.... Also I know this meme is death but seriously the "One Copy of Animal Crossing please ):<" "I came for Doom Eternal. :D" vibes)

I'm sorry I keep bothering you Asfdshh

(I won't shut up about Minecraft because I absolutely adore the game)

I would love to play Minecraft with these two

Emmet kind of like me were only playing Minecraft with 100+ mods

Were ingo absolutely love the sandbox really well and complicated structures while he listens to music. Too many mods is too much for him he enjoys the simple things

( well until you give him more building blocks and decoration and he's completely contented)

Also ingo would be a wonderful stardew Valley partner 🥰

I'm sorry but Emmet playing Dark Souls is so funny

I can imagine that ingo doesn't really play pvp games with him anymore.

I love Emmy but I can't deny that he would at least a little bit of a toxic player.

Also I bet $20 that Emmet plays Zoo Tycoon just to let the animals out of their cages and let them mawl people

**Emmett retinues with Ingo**

**Volo bring chased by a Emmets verrrry angry Galvantula**

Volo: *shrieks* get your f**king dog b**ch!

Emmett: *calmly* it don't bite.

Volo: YES IT DOES!