You kind of touched on this a little bit in one of your other writings, (Reader/Autobot Harem im pretty sure?) but could we get Sunstreaker and Sideswipe spitroasting the reader...?
It was so silly and i feel like they'd make such a great synchronized duo for their partner. Plus the way you write the size difference/belly bulge makes me claw at the walls of my enclosure and I desperately require more in my life
I absolutely can! I love these two little shits
Warnings : gn!reader your hole is referred to as a valve, belly bulge, needy Top Sideswipe, kinda mean Sunstreaker, mild throat bulging
Absolutely loved your megatron x reader story! Could I request a continuation? The reader is so sensitive from all of megatron's touch that when brainstorm and percy are helping to keep up, the reader can help but let out little whines and whimpers. Their poor array snapping open and their valve clenching pitifully!!
Aaa thank you! And thank you again for giving me a good idea to work with, I went a little feral.
Warnings : GN!Cybertronian reader, mild dubcon?(consent is not explicitly asked but everyone is into it and on board) overstim.
"Tease" GN BOT Reader x [Yandere/Obsessed] Ironhide, Prowl, Ratchet, Optimus.
Summary: The bots snap. Or BOT Reader gets their valve pounded.
G1 characters: Ironhide, Prowl, Ratchet, Optimus
Warnings: CNC (technically), Yandere/obsessed bots! Prowl uses his stasis cuffs, Ratchet abuses his knowledge as a medic.
Genre/Theme: Yandere Smut 🔞 MDNI
Pronouns: You, Your, Yours
Notes: Reader wants to frag but thought it would be more fun to tease the bots while playing coy. The bots don't know this, however, hence the CNC instead of NC or Dubious consent because they think its full NC from their perspective. (Prowl has assumptions but isn't sure, While Optimus is the only one who does actually know for certain you want him.) G1 Optimus would be such a soft Yandere I'm sorry it's true. Prowl and Optimus's parts directly references their first imagine I wrote with Yandere themhere
Heyaaa! I have been following you for awhile, and dear god, I REALLY LOVE THE SMUTS SO MUCH WAHHH SO CREATIVEEEE
Anyways, if you aren't busy....Can you please do Rodimus x Human reader x Drift smut? THAT WOULD BE HEAVENLY 👏
Sorry this took a while, but I hope you enjoy!
Warnings : oral, gn!afab reader
Mdni you’ll be blocked! Adults only!
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The air of the habsuite is hot, your skin shining with a thin layer of sweat. It’s hard to breathe but you don’t want to stop, not now, not when you’re stuck between two bots who just want to please you, and by Primus are they ever. You try to focus on Rodimus in front of you, to take in his expressions and how his servos twitch as he holds the edges of the berth, the metal denting under his tight grip.
Hi! I would like to ask you, since you are open to writing Animated, can you write a headcanon on the three personalities of Blitzwing regarding their expressions of affection? (And the spicy one! I'm starving for too little content on him…) I'd be happy to consider it if you feel up to it!
You didn’t specify human or cybertronian reader, but since I loved animated so much I will write both. Also I’m sorry if it’s bad, I’m finishing this half asleep but so excited to finally write more for tfa.💞
Minors do not interact! Adults only please.
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- Blitzwing is surprisingly sweet with his courted, though his base persoanlity is a bit cold, he will often greet you with a pet name as if it was your actual name, and kiss the back of your hand/servo. Though he doesn’t express it more than that, he will often show his affection and care more through actions, like handing you a meal while you’re working, or leaving it on your desk to surprise you with it.
- He is protective over you, likes having you within sight of his optics or within grabbing range just in case any autobot tries to launch a surprise attack.
- note : if you are human he will always carry you around on his shoulder.
- When the switch is flipped inside him and he’s enraged, his angrier personality has more cuteness aggression, he loves you so much it’s maddening, he wants to squish your face, lightly shake you for daring to capture his spark how dare you to this to him! Making him soft, he loves you so so much don’t you try to wiggle out of his love.
- THE most protective of the three, he has to be constantly touching you needing to feel you beneath his servos, to the point where it doesn’t matter if your human or cybertronian he will just pick you up and carry you around. Often holds you when you’re talking to others and sulks, cause how dare someone else take up his beloved’s time when it should be spent with him!
- note : the only bot he doesn’t take you away from is Megatron, but you can see him sulking and shaking with rage just behind the decepticon leader.
- His chaotic personality is where the fun happens, at least in your eyes/optics. He likes making you laugh, likes hearing your snort or full on clinging to something to stand up laugh. But he’s also the most affectionate, always smothering you in kisses, picking you up to spin you around and gush about his love for you. He is the one who is running, skip in his step towards you after missions and battles.
- if Cybertronian, he will run towards you and jump, fully wanting you to catch him so he can kiss you sensless.
- Blitzwing in general is observant especially towards you, noting your habites, routines, items you seem to favor, so don’t be surprised when the news says there’s been a robbery at the blanket factory and he’s showing him with arms full cause you mentioned one time two months ago wanting to make a nest like berth.
- Also calls you conjunx whether you all are or not, because he fully intends to have the ceremony once they win the war, so expect to hear ‘that’s my Conjunx’ in so many different tones. From his colder personality saying it so casually “Oh, yes, my Conjunx, they are busy at the moment.”
To hearing him nearly yelling at Lugnut “That’s MY Conjunx, you oaf!”
And last to hear a crazed giggling and him to say in a dreamy tone “That’s my Conjunx! Aren’t they so cool?”
- Very rarely is Blitzwing is seen without you, unless it’s a battle or a mission he will almost always be found near or on you. His work gets done, and he does as he’s told, why shouldn’t he be allowed to spoil himself with his beloved’s presence? If you’re in a room, Blitzwing is not far away.
Mmhmm the Harem is back and am aughhhhh ok Decepticons turn next on how far can they make reader squirt
Honestly who doesn’t want a harem of cybertronians, all desperate to mark you and make you theirs? Each trying to one up the other can cause conflict, but it certainly gets taken out on your pussy.
Notes: Erogenous zone used for reader is kept vague! Since bots can have so many. you can imagine what you'd like (wings, sensor panels, finials, tires, headlights, buttons, ETC). Bluestreak calls reader both "pretty" and "handsome" in his section. I know Trailbreaker doesn't have visible tires in g1 cartoon but he does on his G1 toy/official art!
A while ago you said Alucard and Dracula purr when they’re happy, and now that headcanons lives rent free in my head (so does the squirting one 😫)
I wanted to ask you if you think that applies during sex? Does Adrian purr when he is balls deep🤔? and if so do the vibrations elevate the whole experience 🧐
*deep breath* I’m so glad you asked.
So for bats purring is a something they do during the mating seasons, it’s a communicative thing for them, and since vampires and their dhampir offspring have vampire bat features and can transform into them, you monstrous beloved would have some more unseen features.
Alucard’s purr is usually very soft and light, you’d usually feel it rather than hear it unless his head was by your ear.
During sex however it’s louder, rougher sounding, perhaps even a little broken.
Could I request a NSFW megatron x cybertronian reader. The reader is the ship's draftsman usually he works with brainstorm and preceptor and often reports back to rodimus but the one time they report to megatron, they come back to brainstorm with their brain fucked silly, their valve nice and full, and with their blueprints scrunched up and damaged.
:0!! Big brained anon lets go. Also I’m sorry if I read your ask wrong or just typos, so I went with a he/they reader if that’s okay! If not tell me and I’ll change it.
Warnings : Cybertronian reader referred with He/They pronouns, semi-public fucking, office fucking, cybertronian have both valves and spikes, reader gets called ‘good boy’ once. Percy and Brainstorm have implied feelings for you (this was by accident I swear)
Mdni you will be blocked! Adults only please!
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Perceptor hums curiously, where on the ship are you? Surely it doesn’t take you this long to delivery blueprints and get the captains approval, right? You are a dutiful bot, you like staying on time and you’d usually send him or Brainstorm a message if things came up…speaking of.
The red bot looks over to his colleague, not at all surprised to find the teal bot oblivious to the world around him, it would be easy for him to miss anything.
“Brainstorm?”
Perceptor sighs watching the other bot strip was wires. 
“Brainstorm!”
“Huh? Oh, yeah?” Brainstorm blinks his optics rapidly, clearly having been so lost in his project.
“Our assisant has been gone a while, do you think we should comm him?” Perceptor looks to the time, noting you’ve been for nearly an hour.
Brainstorm waves him off with ‘pff’
“You worry too much, for all you know Rodimus is stalling and Ultra Magnus got off topic.”
“And Megatron?’
“Now why would they have to go to him for those blueprints? Ah…I guess he is also Captain, meh, our little draftsmech probably got to rambling, they’ll be back.”
Perceptor just hopes he’s right, trusting Megatron is still new, but surely he wouldn’t hurt or yell at you, you’re too sweet!
Getting with TFA Starscream is probably the equivalent of feeding a backalley cat once and they’ve decided your theirs now.
You helped him hide from Megatron once because you were new to town and you’d really only known that the big grey guy was bad, so you’d just assumed that this guy running away from him was probably one of the good guys right? And then you saw the brand on his chest—butttttt it’s too late because this chatty ass jet has decided that he’s hanging around your place now. That cute old abandoned warehouse you were using for hobby work? There’s a jet there now. And he’s a *needy* jet. Demands your attention all the time. You started calling him lord starscream just because it scratches that itch for him and makes him more content to just chill out instead of bother you about what you’re doing all the time. Sometimes he’s there, sometimes he’s not. Sometimes he brings you weird shit, but hey, you live in a pricey ass apartment and he’s a giant death robot, you aren’t going to complain about it.
It’s only when you’re sitting on against his chassis talking about your day and he hisses out some threat when you mention that somebody hit on you at work that you realize you are probably dating this giant jet robot. You go to confirm and he looks smug. Yep. He’s been courting you. Congrats on the giant alien jet boyfriend who you’re pretty sure you can never introduce to your parents.
I NEEDED THIS SO BAD
TFA Starscream made you his bitch and you can't do anything about it. He's been flirting with you all this time (aka by not using the typical slurs reserved for organics) and spending quality time with you (bitching while lounging on your property without paying a dime).
Why do I feel like he would actively try to meet your parents? Yeah he's a robot in disguise, but if this is what humans do he will dominate the mission and get your parents to love him (or kill them).
Quick, find a way to distract him before he does something rash - seduce the jet and question your life choices as you try to calculate how much of his spike you can survive (answer: 0%).
I’ve been staring at this so hard and I’d like to add something if that’s okay.
Starscream disappears for a few months and you try not to take it to heart, try not to be too hurt by it and convince yourself you weren’t that smitten with him.
Until he comes back one night with a loud “human Conjunx I have graced you once more with my presence!”
And behind him a hoard of clones of himself.
Who all shove passed him and rush to you, and you find yourself being passed around (snatched) between the clones, who are all arguing over who gets to hold you and love on you.
And Starscream, somehow, did not see this coming.
Fragments of his persoanlity, and yet each part of him adores you.
All wanting their turn with you, all wanting you to themselves, all complaining or crying for you when you’re taken from them.
You’re covered in so many kisses by the time Starscream has you in his servos, holding you tightly to him and glaring at the others.
Cause you’re his human! Sure these ones are also him, but still!
The amount of spike you’ll be taking on a regular basis now will ensure your hole is stretched to take them.
Thundercracker may not be successful, hell he may not even get his hands on you, but he needs to *try* . He needs to feel that soft flesh again his metal body, your tight valve choking his spike, your tiny mouth against his dermas, everything from you. If that means risking his spark then thundercracker is ready to be the first con to die for being a humanfucker.
Thundercracker is one down bad con, he can’t stop thinking about you, thinking about how you look when you’’re so full of spike, stuffed full of transfluid, he was certain you were all he could ever want and need. He wants nothing more than you hold you, to have you, kiss you, interface with you-
The seeker shakes his helm of his thoughts, sighing as he does so. Even if he could get off the Nemesis that would still leave the autobots, who would no doubt have his helm on display, making an example out of him just for trying to touch their beloved human.
"Transaction" GN BOT Reader x Soundwave, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron
Summary: He'd been walking down one of the nemesis hallways when he'd heard a noise that drew his attention down one of the more secluded pathways. He'd followed the sound to figure out who was back where they shouldn't be only to find you self servicing.
Warnings: Dubious consent for Skywarp and Megatron, Smut MDNI 🔞, Mild gun play for Megatrons part (I GUESS?), Megatron being Megatron.
Notes: I was originally wanting to write this as Obsessed! Cons like with theautobot version of this scenario, but that just DID NOT end up happening as I wrote it. So the characters are just down bad for reader instead of Obsessed. Gn Con bot reader so both spike and valve are used!
Omg that swerve x human smut was so good and it gave me an idea like what if reader confessed to the autobots that they never squirted in their life? Imagine these bots starting a competition among themselves to see who can make them squirt most😩
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