wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

Megamind

Megamind.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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i'm obsessed with this genre of wojak, like the one that makes whoever created it look like the deranged one in the argument

other example

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

Pues yo me lo había creído

I was completely ready to accept this was a diplodocus for longer than it could plausibly look like any animal

Don Quixote carrying off a trophy from a slain enemy

We have sound turned off on our videos by default, like a civilized people. So as we re-watched this and reached for the 'unmute' button, we were thinking, "Somebody should remix this to lay the Jurassic Park Theme over i -- Oh. Oh, they di -- Oh, dear god."

me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

aš beviltiškai įsikibus į savo mėgstamiausią plušinį žaislą kol mano tėvai kitam kambary visa gerkle riejasi: taitikriausiai mano kaltė

telepatiškai šnekanti mano katė: netiesa! tavo tėvai negalėjo vienas kito pakęsti dar ilgai prieš tau gimstant šitai buvo neišvengiama

aš: a...

šmėkla besivaideananti mano salione:

making cats use windows 8 is cruel and unusual

Um.