You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

Bumps your ankle

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Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.

It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.

Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.

We’re at 300 notes now oh god

Investing at 350ish notes

Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones

lmao 400 notes now

It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.

sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3

YEah I will cause it's true

how is having 600 notes on this going?

I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no

depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.

10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.

I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...

Some roses are blue,

Some violets are red.

There are too many colors

That ought to be said.

The real world's complex

So let's let our love spread.

There are infinite hues

But too few in our head.

I love this lmao

woah that was fast

better blow this up then

You say investing at 700 notes, but it’s almost at 1500, how does that work??

get this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @real-antonio-vivaldi

Please, this stopped gaining traction like 3 days ago, please let it stay that way, I don’t wanna have to wake up with 99+ notifications again, please God no

Hehehehe… welcome to your worst nightmare

If this post doesn’t eventually get over 10k I’m gonna eat my own hat!

You better start chewing cause the post has died out and it's not even close to 10k :D

Okay, calling my other moots to notespam together. @real-british-empire @rui-ayaki-lower5 @a-calico-rabbit @imjustlivingman17 @non-tyrannical-usa

@thecrazyalchemist ?

this is a legendary post

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Hehe~

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WE'RE ONLY ABOUT 2000 NOTES AWAY

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

love her. get his ass kiyohime

here's an image of her transforming back from dragon into a woman. queen

oh wow get his ass.

op turned off reblogs from this post and i am so fucking heartbroken bc how else will people know about quacking in my boobs. what the helley

Zombicorns by John Green

wait is the zombie fic i wrote for charity in 2010 ... GOOD?

remember to selfship as hard as possible this year, guys

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

Here's a few I have

once in a while, I happen to have the fortune to stumble upon a Tumblr post that actually delights me

Marx and Engels

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life