I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

i miss my kids

shes so weird

Midnas!

The cactus witch

Klara I like ‘em Toxic

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

no that part was real

Winter in Unova ❄

Roasted Vegetables So Good You’ll Forget...

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

how it feels to genuinely and seriously hate something but all its critics you see can't stop making really really stupid points when hating on it

you think a movie is bad because it just sucks and then dudebros hate it because it had women and minorities in the cast. you think gen ai sucks but so many anti-ai people try to defend copyright law or the idea of art having a Soul. someone's criticism of something is generally correct but they lean into conspiratorial thinking. a person online had a shitty take but everyone's saying "of course they had an ace flag pfp". many such cases.

PUT THE MASK BACK ON THE MASKED CHSRACTER