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@solitairie / solitairie.tumblr.com

you’re an angel when you sleep

name ; cod/fern/finn | age ; 24 | prns ; it/he | nationality ; aboriginal australian [white]

art ; @bluuscreen | dc/marvel ; @lightningflvsh

i don’t really tag anything except flashing lights/eyestrain

don’t send me donation links/gofundmes/etc. — i automatically assume these are scams regardless of the subject and will delete the message and probably block you. it’s nothing personal

seeing lesbian sex that's chanced itself on my feed with an almost cumbersome amount of belts and buckles and having to rapidly run the numbers on my abacus to divine which gacha it is this time

no blood and they don't look like they're fighting so it's not gfl... no animal features so it's not arknights or uma... they're not colored like the power rangers so it's probably not genshin... but the designs look kind of bad, so maybe it's another mihoyo title...?

you dont actually want to see fat tgirls you still just want to see your idealized bbw

love her with cellulite or you do not love her.

love her with small boobs or you do not love her.

love her with stretch marks or you do not love her.

love her when shes trailing behind and slow down for her or you do not love her.

love her with a double chin or you do not love her.

love her by making space for her. she has been made small her whole life. or you do not love her.

love fat trans girls when they are not available to be sex objects for you or you do not love them

As a transmasc who's been on the internet since I was decently young one thing I must say to other younger transmascs is that anyone who demands you self-flaggelate isn't worth it. They're not kind and they don't care about you.

Your suffering and experiences matter enough to be heard on their own without constantly putting yourself down and having a huge list of "but xyz also suffers this" or "xyz has it worse". You are not taking away from others by asking to be heard. There is enough space for everyone.

I will also extend this out to all non-binary people and intersex people as I see it sadly commonly within those communities as well. The people who make you grovel and beg to be heard while you bleed out at their feet aren't worth it, they're cruel bigots who'll gleefully watch you drown. Make room for yourself with pride, you are deserving of space and to be heard.

You matter and so does your experiences and suffering do not let anyone tell you otherwise or try to shame you in the name of false "activism" over it.

If anyone needs it I as a trans woman am co-signing this. Swimming in self-loathing doesn't do anything to help me. You matter too.

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tel-avicii

putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!

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Reblogged pj3k

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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ask-omnipony

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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voidethered

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

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rootbeersweetheart

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

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mobians-and-emeralds

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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pokemon-chick-1personalblog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

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howrutodayblog

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

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somethingwickedthiswaylives

This is such a beautiful thing

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haven-of-grunkles

Jesus christ

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commanderchrist

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

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mr-downer

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, y’know.

It’s basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is “it’s a displaced parent/child bond”.

The trouble is, cats aren’t naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats aren’t descended from European wildcats. They’re descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colony’s kittens communally.

It’s often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and that’s totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.

They like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they can’t easily reach on their own.

They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colony’s shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who can’t easily hunt on their own. Indeed, that’s why they kill so much more than they individually need - it’s not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colony’s non-hunting members.

They’re okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.

It’s even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human “kittens”, and your kittens are their kittens.

Basically, you’re going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.

This all makes me very happy to know.

update from the discord group courtesy of one of my mutuals;

do not trust that damned survey. change your discord password. utilize 2FA.

I use 2FA on every website I log into, and it didn't ask for any details when I took the survey, but I still don't trust that thing at all. One can never be too safe.

whoops I accidentally double reblogged but:

hi, i did some research on this but this link was not phishing and here's why:

qualtrics is a legit website that companies pay to host data gathering surveys to collect metrics on various things. you can also create free surveys but from what i understand the survey results aren't as in-depth as the paid versions get you.

it looks like the survey originates from a banner on the discord app and you click on it and it takes you to the site and you do the thing there. it was only rolled out to a certain amount of people (for the purposes to maybe only get people they thought would be pro-AI? who knows with Discord) but was then passed around everywhere because Fuck AI. And then Discord realized that things weren't going the way they wanted and pulled the survery.

I did some further research on the URL itself:

From ESET link checker it rates it as safe, I also plugged it into a few others as well like Fortinet and Bitdefender and both of those came back safe too, here's a screenshot of ESET:

info on the link itself from urlvoid:

the actual qualtrics site info from urlvoid as well to compare the age of the domain (usually phishing domains are very very young and/or brand new and not legitimate domains but these are both legitimate domains.)

and, inb4 people say "phishing attempts don't always have to ask you to enter your login credentials to scrape your info"

no keyloggers or malware after I clicked on the link (it's been 8 hours now and my discord account is fine).

hopefully, this will quell some panic about the discord thing, its always good practice to protect your account with MFA when it's offered and to change your password when you suspect something may not be right, it's better to err on the side of caution etc, but in this case, it's alright and there's no need to create any undue panic about a link to a survey. fuck AI and Discord should know better than to try and pull more wool over its userbases' eyes because did they not learn from the NFT thing?

okey dokey bye bye now

if you like a character long enough you begin to lose the plot a little. just made my nonbinary wizard lactose intolerant and allergic to some sunscreens. okay

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Reblogged pj3k

good thing he survived this

unless....... this is ai generated ?

kind of rude but atleast they checked for pronouns

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