Sophia_Forever!

The first death of this year 2026 was not Renee Good but Keith Porter and the media is not talking about him because he is a Black man.

ICE shot an innocent woman three times and left her to die. ICE murdered an innocent man in his own house on new years eve.

Rest in peace Renee Nicole Good.

Rest in peace Keith Porter.

remember when betty ritually sacrifced archie so she could get pregnant and then the next episode a ghost stole her fetus and she only ever seemed mildly irritated about it. do you remember how we used to run.

I love posts about Riverdale, I will never watch it, I hope some of these are people running out of plot points to talk about and just making shit up 🩷

putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!

my shift lead says im not allowed to do stealth takedowns on the clock anymore

The customers want to be parried. Take it up with the shareholders.

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

My grandma does this

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

you ask me whats in the locket that im wearing and when i open it up its a lovelier meadow than earth physics allows for and the air looks like the wind knitted it out of gold and wonder. the grass and red flowers look like every heaven. i close the locket and youre sad for the rest of your life about something you cant name

this is a pulitzer to me

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had

Judith Disrupting Holofernes - Gentileschi x Corporate Illustration - killpony, 2021 (originally posted to reddit)

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!

They way I'd be reaching the chopsticks over for a lil bite 😂

Spock: x-x

Kirk: uh nvm Scotty, keep playing.

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

Very interesting that the name and identity of the ICE agent who shot Renee Good has not been publicized but her name, identity and life are being picked apart by Republicans on social media. Who the fuck is that guy? How long has he been an agent? Does he have a history of escalating to violence immediately? What is his misconduct history? He is a sack of shit regardless, by virtue of being an ICE agent but I don’t understand (I do understand) why he gets privacy and her and her family do not.

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He was dragged by a car last year? Damn, this dumbass really does not understand how motor vehicles work.

Last June, he smashed a car window, tased the driver, and then cried victim. He blamed the driver for the cuts on his arm from the gLASS that he BROKE?!?!!!! And for “dragging” him when the man attempted to flee.

He won that case.

He knew exactly what he was doing this time.