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collecting these
HOW could i forget this classic
laughed out loud on the tram - I have a very irritating laugh... still quality post though.
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Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor
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If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes
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“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”
And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs
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“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”
james voice: Yee haw pardner
Churse!
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One
Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..
Guess they COELACOULDH after all!
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When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.
Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.
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Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat
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This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!
send them to HELL!!!
Do thise fencing sword thingies have a hilt you can screw off? Yes? Then do that, lobb it at them, END THEM RIGHTLY!
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Somebody at work keeps adjusting one of the perimeter cameras to have this beautiful artistic angle on the museum in a historical building across the way. The sun sets just behind it and the whole sky turns golden-blue, clouds streaked across the sky above. The lush tree line beneath the museum is perfectly lined up along the rule of thirds and the building itself towers above, almost mythical in its evening glory. Like damn, take a still from this camera and send it to the museum to frame and hang on their wall. I do need the camera to be pointing at the parking lot. Tho
The setting sun bounces off the skyscrapers downtown and hits the museum's windows and every one of them turns the same golden hue as the sky behind, reflected in the trees just starting to turn golden-orange beneath. The bottoms of the clouds take on the slightest tinge of purple and birds circle above, speckling the evening sky as they call autumn's last farewell. Someone's car got broken into in the parking lot last week, Tammy, point the damn camera at the cars
Property is fleeting, art is etermal - be a bit more like tammy 🤫
(unless you own art then it kinda is your property - get bent I guess)
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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk
cool it was worse than i remembered
OP this is not ska punk
For ur listening pleasure. I had to substitute one song on the second volume but otherwise this is a faithful recreation!! Go bonk ur nuts out, y'all :3
'I fuck with the music, I just don't fuck to the music' killed me 🤣
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what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood
@specterofarts i feel like you'll know?
FORGET NEVERMORE!
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#coquette #femalemanipulator #girl
@coquettethatcher-official You if you were a cat lowkey!
stealing the binguses to be my new Chief Mousers to the Cabinet Office. making them listen to lana and watch black swan with me. if you want them back you’ll have to attempt to assassinate me (again)
Coquette Margaret Thatcher I will assassinate you as many times as is necessary
There's multiple Magret Thatchers now and they're themed? We're cooked, comrads!
Nice cats though thb like thanks for late-staging my capitalism but still nice cats!
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Portland Avenue and 34th Street in South Minneapolis where City of Minneapolis officials have confirmed an ICE agent shot and killed an observer. A neigbhor who saw what happened told local MPR news: “She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,”
Source: flickr.com
That's absolutely fucked and it does not surprise me - when you just recruit any weirdo and all the recruitment materials are highly oroduced uberviolent operator-content and racist AI-slop you get a force comprised of violent psychos (on top of how fucked it is for a government to deploy any sort of armed forces to check random people's fucking papers)
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At my parents’ NYE party on Long Island. Things start getting too boring and I’m bringing up Mamdani getting sworn in.
Too many right wing comments and I’m breaking out the “inshallah he implements everything he promised” in front of their church friends
They started playing Irish music and I know “The Foggy Dew” is on this playlist. That comes on and I’m loudly declaring that my hero is James Connolly, and did they know he was a socialist who created Ireland’s first socialist party?
They didn’t appreciate my fun facts about Irish history and, probably for completely unrelated reasons, changed the music genre
Managed to get a good double whammy of describing the tattoo I want (a stylized verse of the Starry Plough) and then the reveal that it’s a socialist symbol before my mother loudly changed the subject. I think they’re all catching on that tipsy me is #DarkWoke and I am willing to start shit to completely ruin the mood. Someone deadnamed my cousin and then looked at me and frantically went “Uh I mean…I forgot her new name. Do you remember?” I remember. You have one more strike.
Dokumenting this in case #DarkWoke actually becomes a thing people say 🤣
(...and for teachting me something about socialism in Ireland!)
(And man I'm glad my family isn't American... or right-wing) xD