let's rock!

i didnt even know there were that many

probably dont even need the other 1196 pics

Happy 2026! Cheers to another year manifesting a cool outfit for Agent Stone ✨

what they dont tell you is that if you get the right ratio of weed and caffeine you can essentially synthesize adderall within your own body. what they also dont tell you though is that the ratio is different every time so it’s really hit or miss

Oh ok

ZAP ZAP

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

omg?

im trying to clip that coupong on the bottom righ

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

Thought it would be cute if Ford got Mabel into moths

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

grape recipe = seed :)

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*

oh no i hope i dont falllll