Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

he loves it friday!

due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

don't judge a book by its hideous decrepit decaying cover

the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

it was like messaging spamton

showed my brother this image & now he quotes it every time i steal his food. mistake, i fear

Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

i haven't been playing tumblr as much because i've been outside inhaling pollen

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.