Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

@stealthjet

maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and

Thanks for coming in on such short notice. The other guy we were gonna torture for 18 hours called in sick

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

We'll fuck that bridge when we get to it

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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can people stop saying insane things on this post

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

he’s so cute i want to trap him in the labyrinth. or crucify him or something.

Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead

Stop. Tagging this. As Harry Du Bois.