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hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure

Wait, is this a legit thing from Discord? It's not being hosted on Discord's domain. If it's real, why am I finding it on Tumblr instead of it being sent to users directly by Discord? It's not asking for login info or personal info beyond age range and gender (which is optional anyway) so I'm not sure what the purpose would be in faking this, but I'd appreciate some kind of source for this before I pass it around to my friends...

Qualtrics is a company that does market research on behalf of other companies. They've been around for a very long time and it costs money to work with them. That's not a free site where you can just create a quiz.

I have done research that I know was from Discord in the past and they have used qualtrics to do market research before. Here's a link from an official Discord document to a qualtrics survey.

All of this to say I cannot guarantee it 100%, but 99.9% likely that it is legitimate.

Speaking of near certainties, by the buy, that question was not likely structured that way in order to trick you. When someone's paying for research like this, they want the whole story and they want the real information. It's more likely that that answer was added at the very end of the process, rather than as part of the original design of the survey. It was added at the end because it was new, not because they wanted to trick you. Never assume malice where apathy or bad design are possible.

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So Discord just put out a poll about the use of AI on their platform.

We absolutely cannot let them even consider implementing this. It's a few simple multiple-choice questions, and an optional essay at the end. Be polite, but be extremely firm about this.

joy of life: cheers

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

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"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

Passing along for all the writers out there!

No, seriously, do NOT.

Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.

So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:

"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.

If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.

You will probably feel much better."

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

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