my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
in our defense this is oil
the thing fantasy racism doesn't understand about real racism, and honestly all bigotry, is that it's silly. like on its face it is absurdly silly. it follows zero logic at all. trying to backfill it with reason and logic belies a misunderstanding of this. so when you say the bigotry a class of fantasy people face is due to some event in the past, or some inherent danger to them, some genetic predisposition, or anything else to make it make sense, you're giving credence to the idea that bigotry makes logical sense. which it doesn't. it never has.
this dress is a need
KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant pressed his nose against the thumb on his open palm and fell into thought. You couldn't take your eyes off his hands: chiseled and thin, they had a mysterious tenderness in them. In a few more seconds, he would put on his gloves again and the mystery will disappear behind them, leaving only coldness and professionalism.
happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female 👍
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
Who do you ship in South Park
i dead serious hope that god may have mercy on your soul
They could save us
Round 1 — Match 42 / 77 — Astarion Ancunin vs. Lakrissa
Astarion Ancunín is an Origin Character and recruitable Companion who can be romanced by characters of any gender. He is a high elven Rogue with the Charlatan background. Astarion can be first found west of the Nautiloid Wreck during Act One. A vampire spawn previously under the control of Cazador Szarr until being abducted by the nautiloid, Astarion is set on exacting revenge upon Cazador and becoming free, no matter the consequences.
"he says “darling” and suddenly i’m volunteering as a snack"
"he’s so funny i’m sorry. his commentary is top tier. even when he’s being the worst he’s at least being the worst with style"
"astarion is the character i did not expect to get attached to and then it happened anyway, because he’s such a mess and he KNOWS it. He’ll flirt, he’ll lie, he’ll posture, he’ll act like nothing touches him, and then you get these moments where the mask slips and it’s like… oh. and the best part is you can actually influence what kind of freedom he chooses. you can enable the whole “power will fix me” plan, or you can push him toward something that looks more like healing (even if it’s ugly and slow and he fights it). Also: the fact he genuinely enjoys being mean is hilarious. he’s a hater. he’s a gossip. he’s the friend who would absolutely egg you on to make the worst decision at a party. and then when you hit the cazador stuff the game stops being cute about it. it’s grim. it’s personal. it’s about bodies and consent and ownership and what you do after you get out. and he’s still standing there trying to decide who he wants to be next. i don’t care how you play him, i just think he’s one of the most memorable companions they’ve ever written."
vs.
Lakrissa is one of the tiefling refugees seeking shelter at the Emerald Grove in Act One.
"lakrissa is the tiefling who makes a 10g “we’re all gonna die lol” bet with you and somehow that’s the hottest possible energy for act 1"
"her whole thing with Alfira is very “two people clinging to something soft while everything sucks,” and finding them again is always a relief. i don’t need a giant plot twist, i just want them to get their drink and a quiet night without goblins, cults, or anyone yelling “THE ABSOLUTE.”"
Przekrój, 1958.
L'Art et la mode, no. 39, vol. 50, 5 novembre 1929, Paris. La Bête et la Belle. Dessin de R. Ansieau. Bibliothèque nationale de France
Cordelia Cupp + head tilt
THE RESIDENCE - 01.05




