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MY ASKS ARE OPEN PLEASE ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER
assign me neopronouns. let’s see if we can get some new shit in here. otherwise he/him is fine
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Soup bitch rat boy
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Everything changed when Gabriel Reyes lost his goddamn mind.
“These bitches is gonna engage the Horde”
Save a horse and make him a granola mom or however the song goes
Shameless Whore. I am older than fruits.
Plate of tacos and pronouns. Fear me
Shorty has hit rock bottom
Industrial strength ghost
Peer review diagnosed as an American Bushtit
God owes me money and you better fucking believe i’m getting it.
Bakery Boy.
There’s a reason they call me Lemon Demon. It’s because I kill people.
90% of my bio was said by @rootbeerrex so go check them out ig
Haul it, ball it, never call it.

Pinned

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

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kerosene–angel

I wish someone had told me that these things are actually abuse. I would have been able to escape my ex so much sooner. Reblogging to help other people in similar situations

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velveteenbxnny

🚨PSA🚨

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something-lemonade

My stepmom was extremely abusive to my dad, using these tactics

It was dismissed by others as her “being a strong and independent woman”

For the love of God don’t take this shit. Break it off immediately

For the love of God

don’t take this shit. Break it off

immediately

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

The creator of those green comics is currently making the Ranked Competitive Breast Growth series, which is chock full of people like orange (meant as a compliment)

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crying so hard night now. he is cute is that not enough to let him compete

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If I was a pokemon NPC I would definitely be in some corner of a library doing Pokemon based historical research on ghost types. Like can you get your stupid Bulbasaur out of here I have a deadline.

Yeah yeah I have a spiritomb. I bought a stupid book in a library overflow bin that HAPPENED to be haunted, and now I have to take care of this thing. It screams and knocks shit over unless I feed it wisdom, yeah turns out these things eat wisdom.

Yeah it doesn't really understand physical reality so it can only have play dates with other ghost types. I tried taking it to the park and it nearly hurled some lady's Flareon into traffic. So I had to buy a mismagius off Pokebook marketplace so it wouldn't get anxious and give me nightmares about my dad killing me.

My apartment is full of increasingly improbably ghost types that were offloaded onto me. Don't go in the closet. Yeah there a cofagrigus in there. But hey stand back check this out [I open the door really fast, the cofagrigus rips apart the rotisserie unfezant i got at the grocery store]

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

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