Breathe but piano.

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

Comment on my MA thesis:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Trying out the On Together demo, it's a cute way to help you focus on doing art/work with friends or strangers! Also can chill in the game too, recommending everyone to try it out ^^ 💖

this is what i say when anything happens ever

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

Cropping out their logo because fuck giving them free advertising, but this random ad was still too funny. You can do anything, fulfill your wildest dreams, like being literally just some guy.

Decided this needed a dungeon meshi version!

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

How did Alberta react to Ratatouille (2008)?

*dies in a fire, cutely*