smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security
Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁
collecting these
HOW could i forget this classic
Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.
can you put that on a coaster
No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...
okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

One of my favorite genres of post
I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"
woke up in the woods this morning and walked to the store. got there and my sleeve knife fell out and loudly impacted the floor. everyone looked at me and all i could think to say is "im allowed to have this" and i quickly left. im starting 2026 off awesome
reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u
A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk
fujoshis are a protected class under california state law
Like to charge reblog to cast
rb to have a super gay 2023
rb to have a super gay 2024
rb to have a super gay 2025
rb to have a super gay 2026
doctor wilson stop moping about your dead girlfriend there's something behind you
okaaayyy horses







