Secret Santa isn’t optional, Michael.

amazing what you can do with a screenshot, a touch screen phone and (way too much) time.

maybe top 10 posts ever

Bite me . . .

But why does this setting make it look like he's at some kind of Vampire's Anonymous meeting?

he’s at the toxic relationship support group from renfield (2023) and they’re all gradually realizing he was the problem

Isamar Medina

I’m sorry if this gets flagged

Omg I’ve seen a clothed version of her on the first issue of InQuest Gamer. ‘Kinda gotta laugh at the obvious edit job.

(Not my pic.)

Laszlo Cravensworth 🖤

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

This is not the account I meant to post this on

i imagine marko literally being right next time him while doing that (probs helping him bake the cookie… god forbid paul be in the kitchen by himself.)

also side note: next time I draw paul I’m for sure doing a diff shade of blonde 😞 something abt it isn’t sitting right with me ughhhhhhhhhhhhhgagagahahsgeheuyegesjjxn hrkssonw😡🤬👎👎👎👎👎

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist 

wait i gotta google something

yeah this is funny

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious