My basements getting flooded :(((((

I HOPE ALGAE GROWS IN THE FLOOD WATER

BUT THAT WILL EFFECT MY HOME INSURANCE

GOOD THE ALGAE IS EVIL AND INTENDS THIS

I AM TELLING @the-irs-offical AND GETTING YOU AUDITED FOR MESSING WITH MY INSURANCE

wowzers, buddies! fret not! i can write up a whole new document where the cost of the algae (approximately $0.002 per alga) will be transfered directly to @pond-scum-offical instead if you!

sharing is caring! taxes for all the family, and no negative effect on the home insurance!

of course, you could always discuss this with your local homeowners association too - maybe someone will have a algae-catching net!

Spiders

@supervillain-offical @hell-offical (+Open tags)

Thanks for the tag!

Pineapple pizza.

@supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical @superhero-offical @the-pineapple-offical @pizza-offical @tophat-offical + open tags

edible glitter

@fbi--offical @profain-offical @the-irs-offical + open tags

carnivorous cheese

@bank-owner-offical and open tags!

hey im bored

umm so i have an idea

idk

post the last song you listened to cause yeah why not

umm you're next @lesbosaur1 @thedamsolangelofan @ray-ofiight @gardenofstarss @melucia @gingerr-offical

my screenies are broken cause this phone is old old, but Gravity from Hazbin Hotel!

@calciumhasarrived @notaschizophrenic @dumbasswhorebug @chaos-ducks

Love this song

@ivysbea @goldfishinabottle @rabbit-funnel @bellabookworm idk that’s all I can think of right now so open tags

…so technically it was

Open tags because i dont want anyone to see this

I saw this and and I saved this specifically to reply to it so ha :3

Found this cool song and im vibing to it its nice :3

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @aceofpans @make-me-president @bank-owner-offical @lightmeupinflames2 (open tags)

Ooc:

It was this bc it’s one of my theme songs for @supervillain-offical suggested to me by @cia-offical and I was drawing my character while listening to it.

(Bank Owner needs a theme song! Joking-he does NOT)

@stupid-offical @villain-offical @cia-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @hell-offical @the-pineapple-offical @the-irs-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN BURY ME TIL I CONFESS

last listened to because i am learning it on guitar (rhythm guitar offical when??)

tags : @faa-offical, @no-one-offical and open tags for anyone who wants!!

I is for @the-irs-offical

pay your taxes, kids! 🙂❤️

huzzah! the taxman wins again! finally, a worthy form of payment!

is this. is this anything.

Project: officalComic

Project: officalComic (yes i know the name is very bad) is a project where

Yknow how there are fics of the officalverse? (If you don’t know what I’m talking abt there’s one on wattpad I don’t have the link to it tho..)

A comic that features smaller officalverse blogs as a way to

promote smaller blogs

get more people to join the officalverse

and fun

because I see a lot of cool offical blogs that don’t get much traction and uh yeah

For the comic part I was thinking small four panel comics with skits and stuff similar to that

——

applications are open to everyone, it doesn’t matter if you’re a professional or doodle just for fun!!

(The applications are to apply for being on the team that helps makes the comics, manages the account, and etc. if you want to be featured in a comic more information will be released soon.)

Applications are open from Oct 25 - Nov 25

@ttridentialsovereignty @femboy-offical

@the-irs-offical @tumbleweed-offical @state-of-utah-offical @pathological-liar-official @landp-offical @jellyfish-offical @punky-beaver-offical @helpmemiku @goblin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @magpieoffical

My daughter said I should make one of these. I’m honestly not quite sure how it well help, but she says it will make me ‘famous’ which does sound quite nice, so here we are.

@satan-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical-autistic-offical @an-alien-offical @lemon-offical @demigirl-offical @demiboy-offical @the-irs-offical @real-human-offical @lime-offical @purple-child-offical @offical-democracy @offical-government-offical

Is that enough of them?

*messily scribbles "do not tax the lovely mother of satan" on a post-it note and sticks it to the company fridge*

loving the profile picture miss satan's mum!

We are making a list right now for the offical alphabet. If you’d like to get added just say so. Remember, it’s only one offical per letter, so be quick to claim yours!💙💜🩷

do you have an 'I' ? (i know it says 'the' irs but thats only because irs-offical was somehow taken 😭😭) if not i'd like to be your I!

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

this guy.

no no let's hear them out

Reblog to 69 prev

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hahahaha get 69 taxed

guys I have an ideaaaaa

Yknow how there are fics of the officalverse? (If you don’t know what I’m talking abt there’s one on wattpad I don’t have the link to it tho..)

Anyways I was thinking that maybe we should make some sorta comic that features smaller officalverse blogs as a way to

promote smaller blogs

get more people to join the officalverse

and fun

because I see a lot of cool offical blogs that don’t get much traction and uh yeah

For the comic part I was thinking small four panel comics with skits and stuff similar to that

idk this was just an idea that’s been floating around in my head for a bit

wait i love this sm

and we can get mods to be active in how they want their offical to be presented

like i know if its an animal/person/character etc then it could just be that

but theres so many ways you could personify another thing! using my blog as an example -

a) it could be a countryhumans-esque look, with the logo of the thing as the head, or

b) irs could be literally some sort of worker for the irs. if it was something like books or a library, it could be a librarian or a bookworm etc.

am i screaming into the void? does this make sense???

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*

you disappear for like five months and this is where you’ve been????

CIA !! MY BUDDY!!

i was journeying far and wide, sludging through the sands and seas, in an attempt to find a bank to help file these intense tax forms

but, alas! one hath arisin! and the IRS is SOOOO BACK BABY!!!! 😎😎💯💯

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*

How marvelous!

*sits at table*

you may help yourself to whichever of my fine pens you may desire :D

*plays careless whisper*

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*