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uh no that means this shit dumbass

REBLOG THIS GUYS!!!!

I forget who has the haj list

I think it’s @blodhaj

Am I right?

CORRECT

HA!

NOT FUNNY-

It is pretty funny if you think about it

That's good. I've had a pretty busy day, with all the first drafts and everything. But it came with the job.

I suppose so. Though I do think you can stand a break for once, I don't remember the last time you've had one

"You can rely on me," I promised. "Not like that other narrator."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Greetings, internet.

Um.

So The Official News used to be the one and only "official" claim to being a news source. This, therefore, placed him in the position which, considering my curse, prevented me from pursuing journalism and discovering my past, etc, etc.

But now.

There are so.

Many.

Official.

Newses.

I don't even know where to begin anymore.

If I unemploy News, will there be a more official account to take his place? If I manage to find and take the most official one down, does the title then fall to the second most official? Must I be rivals with EVERY news station on this platform? And will I ever know who I am?

More updates to come on CNN News, I suppose.

just do what real news platforms do. fight.

A) Not a real news platform. I've monologued about it at least thrice.

B) Fight whom?

The other news platforms.

Why would I fight you? What reason have you possibly given me to want or need such a thing? And what do I stand to gain?

Nothing to be honest, we don't follow the same events and aren't competition. I exist on a different layer anyways, so it'd be hard to fight me anyways. Not like I could stand a chance, every time I try to carry my string bass my arms start shaking.

I have no quarrel with you. And I seek not to kill any one of the news networks here.

I simply wish to become the best of them, by making the best of them jobless! And then taking their job! Muahaha!

But who takes the job if someone's already better than the best of them? This is what I wish to know.

In most stories it's the one who is most worthy. Maybe it works that way in your layer too?

So then the question becomes, "How do I become the most worthy network when I can't be a news network in the first place without already being the most worthy?"

Dunno, I'm not an expert on figuring out this kind of stuff. All I do is narrate and share news

Greetings, internet.

Um.

So The Official News used to be the one and only "official" claim to being a news source. This, therefore, placed him in the position which, considering my curse, prevented me from pursuing journalism and discovering my past, etc, etc.

But now.

There are so.

Many.

Official.

Newses.

I don't even know where to begin anymore.

If I unemploy News, will there be a more official account to take his place? If I manage to find and take the most official one down, does the title then fall to the second most official? Must I be rivals with EVERY news station on this platform? And will I ever know who I am?

More updates to come on CNN News, I suppose.

just do what real news platforms do. fight.

A) Not a real news platform. I've monologued about it at least thrice.

B) Fight whom?

The other news platforms.

Why would I fight you? What reason have you possibly given me to want or need such a thing? And what do I stand to gain?

Nothing to be honest, we don't follow the same events and aren't competition. I exist on a different layer anyways, so it'd be hard to fight me anyways. Not like I could stand a chance, every time I try to carry my string bass my arms start shaking.

I have no quarrel with you. And I seek not to kill any one of the news networks here.

I simply wish to become the best of them, by making the best of them jobless! And then taking their job! Muahaha!

But who takes the job if someone's already better than the best of them? This is what I wish to know.

In most stories it's the one who is most worthy. Maybe it works that way in your layer too?

Greetings, internet.

Um.

So The Official News used to be the one and only "official" claim to being a news source. This, therefore, placed him in the position which, considering my curse, prevented me from pursuing journalism and discovering my past, etc, etc.

But now.

There are so.

Many.

Official.

Newses.

I don't even know where to begin anymore.

If I unemploy News, will there be a more official account to take his place? If I manage to find and take the most official one down, does the title then fall to the second most official? Must I be rivals with EVERY news station on this platform? And will I ever know who I am?

More updates to come on CNN News, I suppose.

just do what real news platforms do. fight.

A) Not a real news platform. I've monologued about it at least thrice.

B) Fight whom?

The other news platforms.

Why would I fight you? What reason have you possibly given me to want or need such a thing? And what do I stand to gain?

Nothing to be honest, we don't follow the same events and aren't competition. I exist on a different layer anyways, so it'd be hard to fight me anyways. Not like I could stand a chance, every time I try to carry my string bass my arms start shaking.