i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

hey i just wanted to say sorry for party rocking. it wasnt acceptable of me to do that & i hope youre willing to forgive m*(party rocks)* oh my god im so aorry i didnt mean to do that

my idiot swarmpigs keep wandering into enemy artillery barrages and being reduced to pig ashes

NO!!!!!! FUCK!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! FUCK!NO!!!!!!

the Ice War on Europa...

i have an autodesk official merchandise collar and leash set. my new job sells their own branded collar and leash set. i might make an irresponsible $40 purchase soon....

autodesk has what.

*had. They don't make em anymore.

this got like a thousand views on tiktok and i based the joke off a moment in the @joy-crimes stream so i think yall will like it maybe

WHY IS THIS TUNED SO WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD

When I’m finally able to travel to this realm

you people will reblog anything

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people's homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it's one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they've sent someone to do utility work on your house.

Stay safe, friends.

Dw everyone, she found a nice friend to help!!!!!

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.