everyone is saying that the Louvre heist was pulled off by the crows and only could have been planned by Kaz Brekker but lowkey it feels more like Jesper kept insisting he could plan a better heist than Kaz until Kaz finally let him plan one expecting it to crash and burn with sixteen back up plans and then Jesper’s plan actually worked

Jesper two days before: so we’ll use a *rolls dice* ladder to get in through the *pulls a paper out of a hat* second floor window where we’ll steal *throws a dart at a board* a bunch of jewelry and then ride away on scooters!

Wylan: and how will we get to the jewelry?

Jesper: …smash through the glass? Ooh! or we could use that thing that cuts holes in glass!

Nina: and what do we do with the ladder afterwards?

Jesper: …set it on fire?

Inej: and you genuinely think this is going to work?

Jesper: …yes?

Matthias: this is not going to end well

Kaz and Inej scootering away after

Inej: so you pulled some strings to make it work?

Kaz, *still reeling and incredibly confused*: …no…i can’t believe he pulled that off

@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel @the-sharp-shooter is this true?

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

Oh, I will HAPPILY punch the anon. Do not worry sweet Inej.

We.. are?

Yes we obviously are. At least everyone says so

@the-sharp-shooter, nina,

@sunshine-bombs-n-arson

@thegenyasafin and kuwei

I see what everyone else thinks. But what about you, Wraith? What do you think? Ignore everyone else; speak for yourself.

I think we are.

Inej there is no “I think”; it is yes or no.

Yes.

Then yes we are… I guess.

Do you want to be?

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

Oh, I will HAPPILY punch the anon. Do not worry sweet Inej.

We.. are?

Yes we obviously are. At least everyone says so

@the-sharp-shooter, nina,

@sunshine-bombs-n-arson

@thegenyasafin and kuwei

I see what everyone else thinks. But what about you, Wraith? What do you think? Ignore everyone else; speak for yourself.

I think we are.

Inej there is no “I think”; it is yes or no.

Yes.

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

Oh, I will HAPPILY punch the anon. Do not worry sweet Inej.

We.. are?

Yes we obviously are. At least everyone says so

@the-sharp-shooter, nina,

@sunshine-bombs-n-arson

@thegenyasafin and kuwei

I see what everyone else thinks. But what about you, Wraith? What do you think? Ignore everyone else; speak for yourself.

I think we are.

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

Oh, I will HAPPILY punch the anon. Do not worry sweet Inej.

We.. are?

Yes we obviously are. At least everyone says so

@the-sharp-shooter, nina,

@sunshine-bombs-n-arson

@thegenyasafin and kuwei

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

We are together, anon. Kaz, feel free to punch anon

yes.

No.

Yes.

U should build it like that

So we can buy stock

Why.

We can make investments and you can have a safety net if things go wrong

And also more power ykyk

Things don’t go wrong.

Everyone makes mistakes

Accept your flaws for what they are

✨✨✨✨

Things do not go wrong around here.

That sounds like denial and a call for much needed therapy

You sound like a great punching bag.

So.

Your first diagnosis is anger issues

Who are you to diagnose me?

i didn't reblog with the wrong acc whaaat

A licensed therapist

Actually that would be a lie but calling people punching bags is a form of bullying

Would you like an orange as an offering of peace

*gestures to a single orange placed on a velvet pillow, which is on top of a pedestal*

That is… I think I am okay.

Oranges offer a lot of vitamin C.

*the orange multiplies by the millisecond*

You must choose, Kaz Brekker. Eat The Orange or be engulfed alive.

Choose.

What the hell is wrong with you?

@the-sharp-shooter and @sunshine-bombs-n-arson do literally anything.

…

so either I’m going to sit and watch this go down with pop corn, or you can agree on us doing a couple’s therapy session so I can watch with first class seats. Your pick 🥰✨

…

You have a death wish sharp shooter.

You do. But he's going to kill the other guy inedible plastic, I think first. So you're good.

They think they can whenever they want because they are like Pekka.

If this… person… is bothering you, I am happy to get rid of him.

I can do that myself.

But you won’t because you are too kind.

Fine. If you want to add to your kill count you can just go and do it.

They think they can whenever they want because they are like Pekka.

If this… person… is bothering you, I am happy to get rid of him.

I can do that myself.

@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel

are you ok?

@the-sharp-shooter took over my accounts. That was not me.

okay but like— I projected you really well 😌🤨✨

When in my life would I ever say that?

You totally would.

I would not. Truly, I am sad for you because you do not know me.

You'd think it.

This cute guy that made me balloon animals wasn’t there during butter week and I miss my balloons :( 😔😫

Wait…if Inej asked you for balloon animals would you make her some…🤨

@the-wraith-official

That is besides the point.

I wouldn't ask.

I do want him, anon

I see you learned what a comma is.

That's mean.

Maybe so.

I see you've learned what a period is.

I’ve known dearest Wraith.

"I've known, dearest Wraith."

Aww you really do love me

I was just testing you. Don’t you have work to do?

…Maybe I do.

Of course you were.

@the-sharp-shooter @thisishowtobeaheartbreaker he really loves me !!!

the fact that he said ‘maybe’ speaks volumes Inej. He just admitted to not being fully sure of himself, he’s not just in love— he’s down bad 🤭😏✨

I hate you both.

Totally.

Your marriage planner

ANYWAYS. Ideal theme???

Also don’t worry; Kaz will be here shortly if things go to plan

There isn't a wedding to be planned. @the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel will just come to me with a thick marriage contract one of these days.