rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

inspired by this reddit post and the decor from my friend's childhood home

office chair hungry, feed it skirt hems

You wanna let your long skirt get tangled up in my wheels so bad

chair Wheel perfec t size for put skirt in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort skirt not get stuck put hem in Chair Wheel. Put Hem In Chair Whe. no problems ever in chaair wheel because good Shape and Support for skirt hem weak of big skirt hem. Achair wheel yes a place for a hem put hem in chair wheel can trust chair for giveing good love to skirt. friend chair

My first egg cracked in 2016. I came out as agender. changed my name to Andi and my pronouns to they/them, started wearing dresses/skirts/crop tops, and dyed my hair all sorts of funky colors. I was starting to be happier with myself in a way I'd never really been as a boy. No one. Not one single person, in real life or on the internet, ever made it seem like being a woman was an option for me. Everything pointed in the opposite direction.

I watched the election cycle that year with dread. I watched the vote totals come in at bar with some friends after my teaching gig for the night was over. We drank in silence and in misery. I cried in my truck on the way home, knowing that life was just going to get harder for people like me. I still couldn't call myself transgender. I didn't think that word was for me.

I read Tranny by Laura Jane Grace. I really identified with parts of it, but her story as a punk rocker and an addict was so dissimilar to mine that I didn't think I could be a woman, didn't think I would ever be allowed to call myself that.

I drank and smoked myself almost to the point of death over the next two years. I was working nearly 100hrs a week between bartending and teaching, and was semi-regularly driving the few blocks home from the bar slightly drunk. Not intentionally, but y'know. If something happened and my life ended? No big deal. Every relationship in my life crumbled around me. It wasn't until I hit rock FUCKING bottom that I thought to myself "what if I'm a woman?"

If anyone had told me, even once, that maybe I was a trans woman. Maybe estrogen could help. Maybe transition might make me happier. Maybe I wouldn't have been driving a 2005 F-150 with almost 200k miles on it 90mph an hour and a half to sleep with a girl who hadn't loved me in years. Maybe I wouldn't have buried myself in half a bottle of whiskey every night after work. Maybe I would've never started smoking. Maybe I'd still have any of the friends I made before the pandemic. Maybe I Wouldn't Have Been So Fucking Miserable.

So yeah. Forcefem today. Forcefem tomorrow. Forcefem every day forever until not a single girl has to go through what I did, or worse.

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

this is how we lost the recipe for grape

horse moment

this is how we lost the recipe for horse?

fucked up...

an electric skateboard but it's done up like a yellow cloud and you're dressed like Goku isn't a "prank," that's just like, a thing that you did in public

the internet's definition of the word "prank" is like:

an electric skateboard but it's done up like a yellow cloud and you're dressed like Goku isn't a "prank," that's just like, a thing that you did in public

the internet's definition of the word "prank" is like:

sometimes artists draw a trans woman but call her something else

I do not care about the artist’s opinion because it invariably sucks ass

an artist’s views permeate their work and how they view their own work

most artists are transmisogynists

∴ I am stealing your “femboy” and telling her she don’t have to call herself that anymore

I think maybe I'm just fucking sick and tired of being misgendered and called mate and dude and bloke and buddy every day in real life and then having people mansplain my own fucking misgendering to me on this website.

I can tell. I promise you I can tell. I have grown up in this culture, I know what it means. I can tell. I think maybe I'm a bit fucking tired of everyone acting like I'm too fucking stupid and readily offended to be able to tell. You try living like this. I fucking dare you. See how long it takes before you give up on even crying.

99.99999% of human culture and society is built on the centering and supremacy of men. 99.999999% of Australian culture and society is built on the centering and supremacy of men. Somehow this turns to 0% when I tell you that I can tell that someone is calling me "mate" in a "man talking to another man" way. Because just being misgendered isn't enough, I also need to fucking be gaslit about it. Because I'm too much of a stupid tranny to be able to tell.

Every single microagression you ever dare to talk about will be needled until it's bleeding by the most helpful allies this planet has ever seen. And then they call you paranoid and hysterical for being upset with them about it. Misogyny that people won't even let you call misogyny. It's like being an abused powerless kid all over again.

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

The world needs more fat trans girls. Remember to eat if you can!

horses : glue :: gorillas : gorilla glue

The Tumblr reply with big blocklist experience is awesome. What could have possibly prompted this