my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience
I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required
i have this weird obsession with spheres and globes and big round things, i always have. When i was a kid id lay down on the grass and imagine that i was hugging the earth and i could almost feel the curve in it. It just gives me such a feeling i love it.
There is this company that does bespoke earth globes and they have a huge option that is so large you couldn't wrap ur arms around it. it is my dream to have one of these they look so fucking pretty and i want one so bad. They cost like $130 000 aud.
You deserve the expensive Globe Amity
she is so pretty
127cm diameter
and the fucked up part is even if i had that much money there is no way i could buy this globe it would be a vast waste of money that would be better used for so many other things...
That is one big globe
Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete
this is how we lost the recipe for grape
Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.
Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:
If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.
Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.
tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied
you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.
funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose
-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery
banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down
this is whats going to happen when the 10th drop falls
