Reblogged flythesail
Reblogged formerlyjannafaye
i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
Reblogged flythesail
can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏
Reblogged pearlcaddy
People ask me how things are going lately n I don’t even know what to tell them. I’m just here
Reblogged fatechica
ampervadasz
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
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It’s monday
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically
Reblogged batsandboba
Reblogged pearlcaddy
When you go out hunting wicked spirits, it’s the simple things that matter most. [...] Tea bags, brown and fresh and plenty of them, and made (for preference) by Pitkin Brothers of Bond Street, are perhaps the simplest and best of all. OK, they may not save your life like a sword-tip or an iron circle can. [...] But they do provide something just as vital. They help to keep you sane.
-Jonathan Stroud - The Screaming Staircase
Reblogged flythesail
its incredible that there are people in this world who are rude on purpose. i'm rude on accident and 6 years later i'll still be thinking about it with my heart beating so fast it feels like i'm going to pass out and my hands sweating and the sickness and the sickness and th
Reblogged bethanyactually
i hauve a cold
happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!
Reblogged pearlcaddy
Btw a psa for all of my mutuals: I love you. I love knowing your lore. I love knowing your favorite songs and shows and artists and books and movies and poems. I love knowing your favorite time of year. I love when you blog about your day at work or school, your crush or your partner, your random experiences throughout the day. I love your lyrical analysis and hearing about your favorite characters. I love knowing about your favorite foods and the places you love. I love hearing about your family and your pets and your lives. I love you and I am rooting for you and I love seeing your posts.
Reblogged pearlcaddy
i am surrounded by many smart women on a dying microblogging website so you better watch how you speak to me buddy
Reblogged flythesail
there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.
Reblogged blush-and-books
i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer
Reblogged batsandboba
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot development exclusively via time-limited Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored. Like, forget canon alternate reality games – I want to write a mythos-heavy TV show where the links between individual episodes can only be understood in the context of the patch notes of a licensed mobile fitness app. I want to make a lore-stuffed video game that uses your computer's system clock and geolocation data to ensure that the true ending which reveals what's really going on will unlock only while speedrunning it on stage at GDQ.
Reblogged scarletslippers
broke: lockwood is cool and suave
woke: lockwood is a huge loser and loves slight of hand
Reblogged flythesail
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool