posting this take on my tumblr too bc i stand by it

Hollanov + parallels

Connor said f*** your toxic masculinity

Credit to Variety.com

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the "fixation" and that it doesn't need the "hyper-" prefix.

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

just to clarify, ilya rozanov doesn't care at all that shane hollander is dating rose landry.

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

Lupita Nyong'o as Viola as Cesario (Twelfth Night - Shakespeare in the Park)

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

I’m sobbing

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

her pussy

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

get back here and share that with the class

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 1/?

shooting someone ‘in self defense’ as an ICE agent is fundamentally stupid because it is entirely your fault for being an ICE agent

I can’t fucking believe that the tapestry in Straw+Berry is a reference to the Game Changer show on Dropout…legit the reason I got into this series last year was because the two share a name; Jacob Tierney, you beautiful mad mother fucker <33

The Canadians are just showing off now. They already had government funded healthcare. Now they have government funded yaoi. If they're trying to out government other governments they can stop now, but don't tell them.