Just had to explain to a youtube commenter how language evolves and adapts over time, which is why slang and semantics exist, and how one word can have multiple meanings. Hilariously, and also very predictably, he didn’t get it. Sorry, Ballsdropper-bunchanumbers, for destroying the purity of the word “asexual” that I’m sure is in your everyday vocabulary. But ONLY in the biology sense. The LGBT community (sorry, “you people” in your words) sure “hijacked” THAT one away from you. Back in 1972, I might add.
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AntiAverage: Yeah we all want Anti to be cool and sexy and all that but consider the man has no fucking idea how to flirt and Chase is the only one to really make any moves and its not because Anti doesn’t want to he is just literally incapable of doing it and doing it in a way that Chase (or anyone really) can tell is flirting
Anti takes notice of IRIS giving Chase a single tennis ball.
After taking Chase away from the building, Anti just gives him like ten cannisters of tennis balls with his meals and Chase just has to accept that tennis balls are his life now.
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Wait how the fuck did we overlook unfashionable Anti in a Christmas sweater? He’s somehow wearing the best Christmas sweater because everyone else is wearing the worst Christmas sweaters ever
The man crochets, of course he'd show up everyone's Christmas sweaters. He may be a demon but he's also a bitch :)
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i love tiny deer and antelope species bc they all look like this
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is that a ball on the table? i hope he’s doing trick shots in the interrogation room
Enrichment
Not pictured: the happy meal it came in
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Apparently there's a new Disney mobile game where the characters are all redesigned and idk anything about it but my Twitter feed has been going nuts at this Woody design which made me laugh so hard I had to run to the bathroom to wipe the tears off my face
What am I looking at 😂
DAMN plastic man, are you LOST?? Who gave the cowboy doll fortnight anatomy and steampunk cosplay? Why have your thighs been thickened and your shoulders broadened??
His face looks so confused!
Made the mistake of clicking on an Etsy ad on Tumblr. Now it's showing me things I might actually consider buying (for once) despite not needing them.
Also I clicked on a Baja Blast scented candle just because I thought the novelty of it was funny and now Etsy is only suggesting Baja Blast themed nonsense so maybe that will cancel out the false needs my brain thinks it has.
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Okay but AU where Ed doesn't see the armor in time/it's not there so he just bonds Al's soul to his body instead. Now they are two people sharing one body
oooooooh that’s such a cool idea! I swear there’s Gotta be a fic of that concept that’s such a neat take!
This is a cool and incredibly interesting idea but I'm 100% about to ruin it:
I'm imagining the Yu-Gi-Oh situation where he just... changes appearance for no reason in particular based on who's in control (Al obviously being the taller and cooler version)
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That's basically how "Greeling" was handled ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're right actually 😅 I think Greeling was pulled off better than yugioh ever was though so I'm stuck on the hokey jokes and weird logic that FMA would have if it was done with Ed and Al.
-fighting over who has control at what times. Just... constant shenanigans.
-awkward Winry moments
-trying to pull a fast one on Izumi by pretending to be two separate people but she calls then out immediately because they're never in the same room at the same time.
-ed trying to reach things by himself but al always having to switch
-just... The short jokes in general. Everyone thinking Al is super cool and then just "oh the gremlin is back"
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Okay but AU where Ed doesn't see the armor in time/it's not there so he just bonds Al's soul to his body instead. Now they are two people sharing one body
oooooooh that’s such a cool idea! I swear there’s Gotta be a fic of that concept that’s such a neat take!
This is a cool and incredibly interesting idea but I'm 100% about to ruin it:
I'm imagining the Yu-Gi-Oh situation where he just... changes appearance for no reason in particular based on who's in control (Al obviously being the taller and cooler version)
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This is the exact opposite of hostile architecture. Bless.
(Friendly architecture? Neighbourly architecture? Benign architecture?)
I love the idea of my roof being an apartment complex for birds.
If you give the birds the roof, you'll be living under their rules.
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QUICK HOW DO U UNSEND AN EMAIL
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I MEANT TO TYPE “CANT” BUT I MISTYPED THE VOWEL
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Types of people in the replies:
- Oh no! I would so like to help! :(
- *repeats the mistake*
- Run away, Simba. Run, and never look back.
When I'm at work, I tend to write shit instead of shot whenever I tell the allergist which patient is waiting and what they need.
So it looks like: "Larry, allergy shit"
It comes across as either me not knowing what they're there for and I don't care, or that I have a very low opinion of them and their allergies.
Week One of Unus Annus is over.
Most of the scarring has been mental, but Ethan's developed a murderous gleam in his eye and a horrible pain in his groin, and when Mark isn't losing braincells babysitting Ethan, he's nearly choking on food or drowning.
The channel has a year, but the way Ethan and Mark are going, can we really be sure the channel is gonna die before they do?
They're whittling away at their own mortality through an assortment of expensive mishaps and breaks in sanity.
I mean, they clearly already know this, Memento Mori and so forth.
That being said,
Mark and Ethan should write each other's epitaphs and eulogies.
While they still have time before one of them inevitably sticks a knife in an electrical socket or the other person's back
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