closed casket wedding
self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now βΌοΈ
A steam locomotive is a type of doll
cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires
Ohhh it makes me so mad how John treated Mercymorn. How almost everyone treated Mercymorn, by the sounds of it. Mercy who did not live up to her name, unloveable, unfeeling Mercy β G1deon was literally trying to murder Harrow, he was driving her crazy, and no one suggested he was incapable of empathy. Augustine was just as uncaring most of the time, but no one commented on his callousness. Mercy was labeled defective because she failed to meet expectations of femininity, she failed to be maternal and sympathetic and quiet. Cytherea βbefore, well, you know β was able to fool John and the other lyctors because she made herself fit the mould, she was gentle and caring and delicate. But the real Cytherea is the one we see after Palamedesβs confrontation: cold and bitter after many centuries of pain. John was fooled by Cytherea because he believed her facade of femininity, and he was fooled by Mercy because e believed her too defective to ever fool him. Ohhh John Gaius when I get my hands on you
Too good to leave in the notes:
Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.
As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum
connect with old tumblr users by saying the three magic words "hot hot leg"
"We as a family decided to do this" you and your hostages all came together and agreed on it, yeah.
Death to the family itself but a very special death for family bloggers/youtubers
If you think the shit that people willingly record themselves doing to their own kids "for content" is horrific just wait until you learn what literally any given parent is doing to their kids behind closed doors AND in public at any given time.
"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again



