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Twas

@twas-a-mistake / twas-a-mistake.tumblr.com

thanks be to God

the one bonus of spending my sunday night reading boethius's consolation of philosophy is that that book starts out like WOW ARE YOU THE MOST DEPRESSED MAN IN THE LATE SEMI-FALLEN ROMAN EMPIRE??? YEAH YOU ARE. that's okay. STOP writing sad poetry and CRYING IN YOUR ROOM. have you tried thinking about science? no? philosophical discussion will continue until morale improves (and you remember how astronomy works). starting now you fuck. get up.

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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, having a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

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