It will never cease to amuse me

The small "kill me" oh he's SO done

ACTUALLY you know what I have something to add to this:

doctors hate this no. 1 trick to get your adventuring party to like you

18 different styles in 5 seconds..... a most unsettling animated sequence if there ever was one

in my mind "its not that deep" depends on how much the person is enjoying themselves, especially when it comes to fandom stuff. fans making lengthy character analysis out of a character with 2 seconds of screentime? theyre having a grand ol' time playing make believe in the shallow end of the pool and im not gonna stop their fun. people making discourse and starting fights over those same nothingburger characters? you are acting like you are drowning in an inch of water. stand up. youre fine.

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

Check your cheese again!

genuinely surprised boar's head is still in business given how frequently they show up in recalls

“Honda brothers in cherry blossom storm” ~ Tokyo (1994) ⌘ Nan Goldin ⟲ Red shirt, white shirt, pink storm

Zira is the kind to quietly lock in when she’s getting her ass beat

Eclipse is the type to just yell, trash talk and complain the whole time

Diva alert ⚠️

I can't find my original post where I posted it the first time (the link I saved is dead for some stupid hellsite reason) but I was thinking about this poem today and I can't reblog it so I'm gonna repost it.

I use the same embroidery needle

Until I lose it or the nickel plating wears off.

But I'm careful about lost needles

After stepping on one barefoot.

So mostly my needles end up losing their skin.

And sometimes I think about

How my dad couldn't throw anything away

If it might be useful later.

That didn't give him the right

To treat us how he did.

But I can't throw anything away either.

My grandma is worse, though.

She's a hoarder of fabric

Not the "teehee my stash is large" type,

But rather, the "it's time for an intervention" type.

She lost everything when my grandpa went blind,

And now she can't get rid of fabric,

Or stop buying more.

I live in fear of becoming like her,

So caught up in poverty

That I collect and collect and collect.

I wear my grandmother's poverty

When I make my own clothes,

Because when I was born

My grandma made all my clothes.

Poverty does a lot to a person,

In little ways and big.

It teaches you to hold onto things.

Because you'll never know when you might need it.

And another pack of needles

Is $5 I could spend on survival.

Sometimes I don't have a lot,

But I have always had enough.

Even still, the only thing that I can easily get rid of

Is fabric.

This sharps container that's empty except for a single embroidery needle that the nickel plating started wearing off of is poetry to me too.

this would be so threatening if she had teeth

my three year old nephew calls Pangur an "Uh Oh Plant" because he lives in California and that's how his parents refer to cactuses that he shouldn't touch

Who designs mass-produced halloween costumes? What do you major in to get that job? Is it... fashion? Do people go to art school and end up designing halloween costumes? Do you have a portfolio? Do you go right into designing costumes, or do they start you off co-designing, or do they have some other art-adjacent job they start you off on before you get to the big leagues of halloween costumes design. Halloween costumes come out in annual waves, with every October seeing a new crop of a couple dozen or so halloween costume designs that will be mass-produced overseas and then shipped to, let's say, Spirit Halloweens nationwide. Who decides what costumes get shipped out every year? Is there a committee? Does that mean there's a whole team of people designing the relatively small amount of costumes each year? How many people are on the team? Anything over eight seems excessive. I'd guess it's more, like, 3 or 4. I really have a lot of questions for this, I mostly want to know what the day-to-day life of a person who designs halloween costumes is like

Just found a job listing for a designer at Spencer's Gifts and Spirit Halloween (which I guess are the same company) and it says they require a bachelor's degree in "product and apparel design". It seems like halloween costume designers probably don't design the costumes exclusively, that's just one of their many assignments alongside Spencer's Gifts fare like rubber dog turds. Interesting...

I clock in. I design 5 variations of a novelty American flag where the stars are pot leaves. I have lunch. I return to an email from my boss saying he likes flag #3’s layout but he’d prefer it with design #5’s color scheme. I sketch out rough drafts for a slutty robot costume. Christ it’s not even 2 yet

We keep doing documentaries about wifeicide and shit when what we really need is to look into this.

(inspects u through a microscope) ewwww ewwwww hahaha woahh ewww (continues looking but starts twirling my hair)

bertolt brecht, "a bed for the night"