all the same familiar faces
the same comic series

rote characters that are real people:
1. fitz. obviously the most real fictional character ever conceived.
2. kyle. this world is inundated with kyles i know like twenty of them.
3. amber. important to note ONLY amber NOT any of the other belovedsonas. this is a real woman she eats muesli.
4. paragon. this boat has human bipolar disorder, making him a real person (two dragons).
5. lant. sometimes there is a guy there who does nothing.
6. malta.
7. web. somehow this medieval fantasy man has a degree in psychotherapy in this medieval fantasy world which makes him a #real person.
8. civil bresinga.
9. sedric. said out loud while reading “if i was sedric i would’ve killed myself” and then he literally tried to kill himself two pages later that’s a real person !
10. starling. she never meaningfully changes or grows in any way and once told fitz that he likes taking it up the ass. REAL WOMAN.