i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

Feeling cold is so stupid . You have an internal temperature of 98.6F (37C) . Act like it

Why are my hands and feet cold ? Do we not have hot blood ? Hot blood that’s currently circulating through the hands and feet? Where is my blood

Contemplating crimes….

Family of Cyprinidae, Water-Type native to Kanto.

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

its DONE

from this pattern by StitchingLandClub on etsy

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

but then who would i be

this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

Naming your horse "Oh God, Oh God" to make the announcer seem like a little freak

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

I can't stop thinking about this video I saw of this guy selling his music in what I think is a super cool physical format. Like. Look how cool this is

some kind of worm from the ground i think