Avatar

and i came crawling right back...

@unamusedyams / unamusedyams.tumblr.com

Howdy! My name's Yams and I like to draw (#yams art) & reblog things! ▪ Currently really into tgaa & asoryuu (will try to tag spoilers!) ▪ | 23 | bi | she/they
Avatar
Reblogged

" A dog's way to love" pt 2/???

Please follow me on twitter o post more frequently there, it's @meeno_mano ^^^^

Some people's Home Alone hot takes are that Kevin is apparently evil for doing what most kids that age would do if they could in that situation

My Home Alone hot take is that if you walk into three consecutive death traps and still don't take the first chance to back out, you deserve everything that happens to you afterwards. Not in a moral sense, just in a "knowingly and willingly slapping a hot stove after you already got burned multiple times" sense

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

as a kitchen dweller this is 100% my preferred configuration

big cooking sessions are a ven diagram that makes a circle of "Do Not Enter My Cooking Space" and "Please Hang Out and Talk with Me"

also, this is sort of similar to Shotgun Duties in a car - on a long kitchen trip Kitchen Chair should be in charge of music, and be available for such things as "can you hand me that towel?" and "oh thanks for refilling my drink" ... and of course watching out for cops

Sponsored

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.