need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered
Krueger and Nikto are ALWAYS in sexual range of each other. This is why Krueger survives everything he encounters.
in 2026 everyone will have to choose one of their ocs to give erectile dysfunction. its not optional
I will forever choose Nikto for this. Period.
ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
Multi-Species Storytelling
It was 8.30am, he hadn’t had a coffee yet and the sun falling in through the window blinded him in his left eye when he learned three things.
One: There were horrors beyond their imaginations out there. Precisely, in the hallway.
Two: They had been brought in as caregivers of sorts, meant to take responsibility for some weird, slimy tentacle monsters with shapeshifting and inhuman fighting abilities.
Three: This was not a joke and no, they were not allowed to back out, since they had signed a contract in which “animal handling” was listed under “expected duties”.
As if this shit compared to a K9.
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Or: Horangi meets the horror of the deep. To his mortification, the horror seems to take an unsettling interest in him…
A new old story of mine, briefly revisiting the Körangi fandom :) Multi-Species Storytelling is now out :)
why are you so freakishly pale Nikto? There is something like SUN and Tanning beds
It is so that he is camouflaged when he lays down in the snow! It’s a tactical decision!!!!
But in all seriousness: in my mind, Nikto usually wears your long sleeved things when he goes out. He has a bad circulatory system and therefore is always cold. It doesn’t bother him too much to dress in multiple layers so he keeps the habit of the summer :) this man just doesn’t have a reason to get tan! And since he has such a light complexion on top of that, he usually stays under a roof when they happen to go on vacation/spend time outside during work. Aside from that, he uses sunscreen when it gets like SUPER sunny, since his skin burns easily and he hates the feeling.
Krueger on the other hand… lives in the sun. Magically avoided skin cancer for now. His tan lines are insane and while a “beach vacation” means fishing and at least wearing a shirt and a hat for Nikto, he loves to just lay around and relax. He does burn slightly, but it doesn’t get that bad that it starts peeling. This man has insane tan lines and the whiteness of his asscheeks after a vacation/deployment is startling when contrasted against his legs and his chest.
So, to sum it up: Nikto has a light complexion, prefers to cover up and his ideal vacation simply doesn’t consist of simply laying in the sun.
Thank you so much for this ask, it made me think of @ratratratratratratratratratratras drawing of them hitting the beach. Perfect freaks!
Edit:
I feel like this question was surprisingly important to you? So I hope this answered it :D
you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
Nikto when he is driving the getaway car and Krueger is on Reddit.
Tidings Of Comfort, Chapter 5: Comfort
With a cup of spiced wine in his hands and discomfort in his guts, Nikto has a decision to make. But is it really that hard if Krueger looks at him like that?
Last chapter of Tidings of Comfort…
And as promised, there are two illustrations, due to the absolutely fantastic @oncosis, who did these beautiful papercut-style illustrations. I feel truly blessed to have once again worked with you, it was one of my highlights this year!
helpful stuff for when you want to fuck that old man
Just so everybody knows, this is the type of pamphlet Nikto got after his surgery in Tidings of Comfort :D
It would indeed be helpful to him in fucking that one old man, if he could only find it…!
they’re just roommates (they’re not)
Edit: niktos Z scar is facing the wrong way...I love bekng dyslexic
I keep coming back to this so I need to reblog this. Who around here does Flash Animation???
I want a cartoon with these two. I will pay with my worthless soul. Something between slapstick and adult humor. Unapologetically gay. Very weird. Maybe they have this very soft gay neighbouring couple who are just fluffily in love (Ghoap?) and they are the juxtaposition to these two, who put out their cigarettes on each other as a sign of affection.
These two are side characters in a Timmy Turner style cartoon and I WILL die on that hill.
(Panting, croaking, lying down)
A returned phone, watching the game and a few bottles of beers lead to a realization. Is it really that bad to have grown mellow…?
The third chapter of me and @oncosis Christmas project is out now!
bonus silly...hehe
(Nodding) bonus silly