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my sweet little boy

A few days ago, one of my colleagues saw a one year old kitty for sudden onset seizures. First thought was idiopathic epilepsy, but:

Turned out that someone in the family had brought lilies into the house and put them up high, thinking that the cat wouldn't get to them. Alas, even a lick of pollen from lilies causes fatal kidney damage in cats.

Said cat was not epileptic. Her kidneys were fried, so she lost her life at one year of age.

If you have cats in the house, that means no lilies, no matter how high up they are.

No lilies. Ever. Not even once. If someone gives you a bouquet with lilies, throw the lilies out before you ever bring those flowers into your house. Just breathing the pollen in the air can kill a cat.

If you have cats, please take this seriously. No lilies.

Wait guys please look at Henriëtte Ronner-Knip’s other works because the things she made are fantastic

A lot of her works have fantastic titles but I think my favorite has got to be

“A Disagreement Upon a Point of Art”

These are all fantastic but I'm living for

Guys the origin of this cat's name makes this picture way funnier.

So there's a Chinese street cat livestream where someone made a feeder box and place a camera in it to livestream the street cats that go in and out of the box.

Ms. Lag is one of these cats. The people that regularly come to the stream claim that this cat has some scp like powers because everytime she appears in the stream, the stream lags out like crazy. Every single time she has appeared the stream has either lagged, stopped or the camera goes a little funky. If you go on the Chinese street cat wik and go to her page, there is a detail documentation that describes what happens everytime she appears on stream.

This is the face of a cat that looks at the camera, knowing she is causing uncontrollable internet problems and she winks at us.

Somebody reblogged this so I have to show you guys my favorite entry

What do you MEAN the lights flickered.

The toy player

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so far i think this one if my favorite, i mean the look of this thing, the aura

I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.

for fuck’s sake