can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year
Suspicious.
Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever
They say that the moment you drive your car off the lot of the dealership it loses 10% of its value. Which is why I'm heavily invested in short selling the value of my car and spend all day driving it off of dealership lots. they have called the cops on me multiple times because theyre scared of my financial genius
always remember: stupider people than you have learned it
LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.



