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@unseaworthy

Fanfic Elder (>30F) | CoD, OW, Skyrim, DE!, DA

Fanfic Masterlist

I am also unseaworthy on AO3. Please see individual works for tags. All reader-inserts are female. MDNI, no exceptions. DMs and asks are always open for chitchat. Enjoy!

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Call of Duty

🐎Much Ado About You | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3 Gaz x Reader | Multichapter, WORK IN PROGRESS | Explicit On the grounds of a beautiful villa in 16th century Sicily, you work alongside your closest friend Farah to keep the calvary supplied and armed. When the men return victorious from their latest engagement, Governor Laswell declares a month-long celebration with feasts, balls, and entertainment. Which would be great, if Sergeant fucking Garrick wasn't going to be there the whole time.

💍Married to the Job | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3 König x Reader | Oneshot, 27K | Explicit You are Hunter, an intelligence agent bound for Iceland to gather evidence against a smuggler. You must choose Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap, or König to go undercover with you as your husband. Note: this is a collaborative choose-your-own-adventure work. My contribution is the introductory chapter and the König chapter - but please check out all the potential endings!

📗Creative Liberties | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3 Ghost x Plus-Sized!Reader | Multichapter, 41K | Explicit As an administrator for the 141, you are wholly unprepared when a multi-chapter erotic friend fiction starring you and Ghost begins circulating around base, to the delight of literally everyone except you and him.

📨Not a Good Fit | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3 Price x Reader | Oneshot, 10K | Mature In a post-apocalyptic world, Price applies to be your partner in a breeding program. You reject him for a mysterious reason that he is determined to figure out.

Overwatch

🎲s/s dynamics | Read on AO3 Symmetra x Junkrat | Oneshot, 10K | Explicit Symmetra and Junkrat are hopelessly attracted to one another, but as submissives, they are both waiting for the other to make the first move. When the sexual tension becomes too much to ignore, one of them needs to make a compromise.

🎄Blackwatch Ugly Sweater Party | Read on AO3 Blackwatch!Reyes x Reader | Oneshot, 3K | Mature When you attended Blackwatch's Ugly Sweater Party for the holidays, you didn't expect your Commander's getup to be so… tight.

Date Everything!

☀️Too Close to the Sun | Read on AO3 Hector x Plus-Sized!Reader | Multichapter, 52K | Skippable smut in the final chapter, otherwise rated Teen You catch the attention of the hunky Norwegian at your job and begin to exchange flirtations Thiscord messages. You are unaware that the words are not coming from him, but a shy secret admirer who has been peering at you through the vents for years.

Skyrim

🐲Fifteen Years | Read on AO3 Vilkas x Dragonborn OC | Oneshot, 9K | Explicit Stressed and exhausted Dragonborn Avangeline does Vilkas a favor when he's at his worst. Fifteen years later, he returns to fulfill his debt.

And I have two more Skyrim fics but they kinda suck lol. If you're interested, they are on my AO3 profile.

If you made it this far, have a little Ghoap holiday fluff.

Anonymous asked:

just got around to reading much ado about you and i'm craving more. i am completely aware that you have a life outside of fanfic so no rush at all, but i was wondering whats the predicted forecast for updates.

Oh sweetie, I don't have a life 😅 In terms of writing, I am halfway thru Ch 4. In terms of editing, my glorious beta @bunnyreaper just gave me some really insightful edits that I will be incorporating shortly. I would love to get thr next chapter posted tonight (maybe lateish), or at the latest tomorrow.

Thank you so, so much for reading anon 💓

Anonymous asked:

I love your work! Do you have any plus size reader fic recs? Any fandom, I'm looking for new things to read & New fandoms to explore. Thx in advance!

Hi! Thank you so much for asking, and especially for being open to new fandoms! I assume you're here from my CoD fics, but I would be so, so happy if you gave Too Close to the Sun a try. (Please excuse the shameless self promotion.) It's a plus sized reader / secret admirer fic with humor, mistaken identities, desperate pining, too many texting sequences, and maybe the best love letter I've written to date?? Anyway, if you do try it, please let me know what you think! You really dont need to be familiar with the Date Everything fandom to follow the plot.

That being said, as I always say, @goblinparty had the #1 best plus sized fics in the fandom. Every single one is an absolute banger. I love the way she unabashedly addresses fatphobia and insecurity, and yet makes the male leads absolutely feral for their "soft" girls 🥹 check out her AO3 here.

You are also in luck, because the peerless @the-californicationist recently responded to my request for a Price x Plus Size Reader fic that is just SO. CUTE. it's called Whip Stitch and its just too delightful for words.

One of my all-time favorite plus sized fics is Overwatch Reaper x Reader called His Marshmallow Girl. Its short and oh so sweet.

Thank you for the ask! And to anyone reading this, please drop your recs in the comments as well 😇

(Also thanks for saying you like my work 🥰)

Anonymous asked:

so excited for more of much ado about you since nobody ever writes gaz, let alone well

Thank you so, so much for your message anon <3

My goal has been to write a fic for each of the 141, and Gaz was the last on my list! (the soap one isn't published yet but it's written). I have been really intimidated by him as a character because I feel like there is so little lore compared to the other three, and as you said, there's not a ton of fandom content either. Like, take Konig - he has virtually no lore, but SO much fan content that I was able to learn about his character that way. The other thing I was a little worried about is that I haven't written a POC as a main character in a very long time (pre 2020), and I want to be sure that I handle any racial elements of the story respectfully (especially because this is a historical AU). Please, please let me know if there is anything in the story that comes across as disrespectful, because I am extremely willing to learn and change.

All that being said... I have been having a blast with this so far. With Gaz being the prettiest member of the 141, I knew I wanted to put him in a story where he could flex his charm. (Fr what is he doing in the SAS when he could have been an underwear model? Just saying.) He might get knocked down a few pegs in this story, but I promise I've got a happy ending in store for him ;)

Anon, thanks again for the ask, and sorry I blathered for so long!! Thank you for your kind words.

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

Much Ado About You

The Gaz x f!Reader Shakespearean AU that no one asked for

Pairing: Call of Duty, Gaz x f!Reader

Summary: On the grounds of a beautiful villa in 16th century Sicily, you work alongside your closest friend Farah to keep the calvary supplied and armed. When the men return victorious from their latest engagement, Governor Laswell declares a month-long celebration with feasts, balls, and entertainment. Which would be great, if Sergeant fucking Garrick wasn't going to be there the whole time. Or: a sassy & spicy reimagining of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, with perhaps a touch more smut than the Bard originally envisioned.

Dedicated to @bunnyreaper, beloved confidante and Gaz's canonical wife

Rating: E for explicit sexual content

I. "Loved of All Ladies, Only You Excepted" II. "All Mirth and No Matter" III. "Some Cupid Kills with Arrows, Some with Traps" IV. "The Lady is Disloyal" V. "With All Thy Heart" VI. "Thou and I Are Too Wise to Woo Peaceably" VII. "Do Not You Love Me?" VIII. "Our Own Hands Against Our Hearts"

Author's Note: It may not surprise you to learn that I've had a Shakespeare obsession since I was 12. It was only a matter of time before I shoved my favorite blorbos into one of his plays. Yes the chapter titles are quotes from the actual play. Yes some of the dialogues are beat-by-beat modern 'translations' of the lines. No I will not be taking questions (jk I love Asks, bring it on.)

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Home for the Holidays <3

Ignore this being 2 weeks late, thanks! uwu

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heeyy there january.... woaah girl, heyyy... got some oats for you! that's it, that's a good--heyy now, shhhh it's alri--woaaghhh girl--shit, FUCK, get the gate, she's bolting again

ah fuck now's she stuck in a peat bog

I think sometimes a woman wants to fantasize about a big strong man who will protect her and sometimes she wants a sad, scared wet puppy of a man that she can protect and sometimes both of these men are the same person

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