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Obsessed with the fact that this really happened😳

When I was a student at Oxford, both C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien were lecturing there, Lewis magnificently and Tolkien badly and inaudibly, and the climate of opinion was such that people explained Lewis’s children’s books by saying ‘It’s his Christianity, you know,’ as if the books were the symptom of some disease, while of Tolkien they said he was wasting his time on hobbits when he should have been writing learned articles…
I imagine I caused Tolkien much grief by turning up to hear him lecture week after week, while he was trying to wrap his lectures up after a fortnight and get on with The Lord of the Rings (you could do that in those days, if you lacked an audience, and still get paid). I sat there obdurately despite all his mumbling and talking with his face pressed up to the blackboard, forcing him to go on expounding every week how you could start with a simple quest-narrative and, by gradually twitching elements as it went along, arrive at the complex and entirely different story of Chaucer’s Pardoner’s Tale – a story that still contains the excitement of the quest-narrative that seeded it. What little I heard of all this was wholly fascinating.

– Diana Wynne Jones

Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.

ok so like. wicked. we all know the wizard's an asshole, yeah? jackass who would rather invent fascism than admit he's jared, 19. real fuckin loser. However. i've been thinking about it, and really his main personality trait + motive is that he's a people-pleaser above all else. literally desperate to be liked, and even when he's at his most liked he's lonely and sad alone in his palace. his fault but not the point here. anyway but not only is he a desperate people-pleaser he also really wants to be a family man, there's literally no other reason for "sentimental man" than establishing that, yeah? except he made himself too important for people to ever consider to be on their level. again, his fault, the idiot, but again not the point. what i'm getting at is that like. hands-down the funniest fix-it for the musical at least for me rn is the idea that he finds and picks up elphaba when she's like. 7-8. old enough to have been bullied and radicalized. because she's an outspoken stubborn little shit and the wizard is already a massive pushover but ADD TO THAT that she is his daughter who he's absolutely going to spoil and lavish with attention because he wants her love back AND she's got big sad puppy eyes and you have a recipe for her lowkey ending the wizard's reign of terror on complete accident. this little girl who was only shown kindness by one (1) bear is like "hey mister wizard-dad can you stop oppressing the animals" and mr wants-to-be-a-girldad-so-bad is like "yeah ok whatever you say honey <3" and madame morrible just has to be like "bitch. what"

madame morrible is soooo pissed that she's losing the Manipulate The Most Powerful Man In This Dimension competition to an actual child who doesn't even know she's doing it. ALSO this kid has the power of the Actual Gods and is using the ancient holy spellbook to make her dolls levitate. nobody will do anything about it because "ma'am that's the wizard's daughter we're not messing with the wizard" and oz knows the wizard won't do anything about it because he literally thinks this little green girl can do NOTHING wrong and he will not listen to reason. she's like "sir i thought we agreed that the best way to keep the people under control is to reinvent racism" and he's like "yeah but my daughter told me that made her sad sooooo" and she just starts banging her head against a wall

fast-forward a decade and a half and morrible comes back from her teaching job with this valley girl in tow and she's like "hello elphaba. this is my new student who i definitely did not decide to teach solely because she sucks up to me and nobody has actually listened to me since you showed up and started dispensing the communist manifesto to all the citizens of the emerald city. do me a favor and don't piss off my apprentice too much" and five minutes later elphaba and galinda are making out in the hall closet

enough about the good things in wwx’s life, remember that time we were told how the burial mounds is nothing but a mountain of corpses where nothing living survives and wwx still lived there for 3 months and then when asked if food planted in that soil is edible he answered “when starving, people will eat anything” and didn’t elaborate? was that messed up or what

The Fate Of The Silmarils, my digital art.

This story is about Elwing, who turned into a white bird. She took the stone to the sky. And about the two brothers who disappeared with the stones. One in the sea, the other in a fiery pit.

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I think this is how Amphitrite saw the Athenide. Her sweet sea pearl, her lil sea pup. Her youngest gone too soon.

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I refuse to believe Mu Qingfang was that uncaring about Luo Binghe being back. The man has been fielding various Peak Lords fretting over their chronically ill trouble magnet for two years and SQQ isn't immediately ecstatic about Binghe being alive which is a bad sign.

MQF Internally: "I am curing a magic plague I cannot deal with SQQ having a Qi deviation right now and he definitely will if he has too many feelings about this. Shit fuck if he has a Qi deviation and dies Yue Qingyuan will actually kill me."

MQF Externally: "That's nice Shixiong, why don't you go lay down and rest and don't do anything stupid?"

man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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