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charlie (he/him) aka ben chillbond. human writer, quiet weeper, all-day sleeper, headcanon reaper formerly @citizenassassin on twt, more about me -> here <-
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I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

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MUSE

SUPERMASSIVE! THE GIG OF THE MILLENIUM

Matt Bellamy of Muse and various other artists on the front cover of NME (September 2nd, 2006)

Photographer: Unknown

can the spider that just ran under my bed please fuck off or i'll have to move house except i cant because im IN MY GODDAMN PJS AND CANT GET TO MY CLOTHES

fuck you, small spider

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

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