many people know loons from heated rivalry, but now laser loon is the symbol of the resistance here
This one I found on Reddit is my current favorite. Get 'em, bird.
[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?
"He never makes eye contact, she's mad at me, and he's very tall." Never change Wick. Actually do change but never change that, specifically.
very important update, hawkins can cast lay on hands through doggy kissies
Travis: "Motherfucker, that's cool as shit -"
Teor: "With also fuck you that's my brother."
Brennan pointing out that burning Sir Seremai's body means it cannot be raised to further serve House Tachonis is an important point to make, and in that vein I posit that, in order to stymie future potential necromantic activities by the Tachonises, the Soldiers allow Tyranny to eat every major adversary they kill
obsessed with what is going on with tyranny. angry, petty, tyranny the big pink dog. trying to make a contract with thimble instead. incredible
I think one of the best things I learned from my last therapist was the idea that when there's a box in your mind you need to open, you don't have to open it all the way on the first try.
what I mean is that she said "you didn't deserve <bad thing that happened to you>" and I said, "I feel like I know that intellectually, but I don't really believe it deep down". and she said, "do you think you can try to believe it just a little bit, as an experiment?" and I started crying lmao
trying to change a core belief entirely all at once is scary, especially when it exists as a protective measure. try giving yourself a cheeky bit of plausible deniability! you're just dipping your toes in the water of self-esteem, you're just having a little wade! you don't have to go swimming right away, and you can always step out if you want. (but the longer you spend in the water, the more you start to understand you're actually safe there...hm, who could have predicted this...)
so that's my advice: if there's something real and true you can't seem to believe, take some time to try and really believe it just a little bit, even if you're only pretending at first. climb the staircase one step at a time instead of trying to put one foot all the way at the top!
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what if we kissed 🫣. and we were both lemons 🍋😳
you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months
I’m going to sound insane for a sec but I feel like people are forgetting that casual players of Minecraft exist. The other day I saw someone talk about how no one uses mounts anymore because everyone uses elytra’s and it’s like HUH?? What are you on about bro 😭 wtf are you on about. Getting a horse used to be the biggest deal to me and it still is. Today I got into an argument about how Minecraft isn’t a game about colonialism because unless you choose to play as a colonist than it’s about love. It’s always been about love. No one is forcing you to make villager farms that’s all you man. I am just building a house and enjoying myself
Fr like I don't use horses myself because most of the world that I usually play on is just water but these mf cool as fuck and it is really annoying when someone is trying to tell you how to play IN YOUR OWN WORLD like mate chill play how u wana play and I play how I wanna play deum
Let me build my small little village T0T
The Legend Of SWORD DOG
While you were playing fetch, she studied the blade
