welcome... to Nothing Park

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

poob will be the new pdf

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

Hypothetical scenario: you have received an invitation to the wedding of someone you're not especially close to (though close enough to attend).

Assume the wedding is being held in a mid-range, secular venue, so there is no religious aspect to the dress code or expectations from a high-class venue.

Some people find very general dress codes to be the least stressful, while others find very specific dress codes to be less stressful. Anon is curious which way tumblr users lean.

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@vcollies

ice could hold onto that conviction for about five seconds.

Lucerys Velaryon & Aemond Targaryen in 1.10 “The Black Queen”

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

I do enjoy a clinically depressed man in an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄