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all I need is a whale and coffee

@xatsperesso

but they know I'll be too strong, thus they gave me none

the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudg

Types of brain fog:

  • Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
  • U are a ghost and nothing is real
  • Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
  • The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
  • The Void
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This little bastard has been gnawing at the edges of my brain demanding to be let loose. he has now been given physical form and is sure to lay siege to the world as we know it, but my mind is now finally free of its cursed presence

No, I don't know a single thing about a single celebrity. But this fictional man? this extremely sad, traumatized man? Why yes, I hold an encyclopedic amount of knowledge of him in my silly brain. Why do you ask?

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