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Plus, each day you can alter the stats to fit the needs. More perverted this day, more dominant that day. It's a fun design that gives flexibility to how you interact with different girls.

"If you graduated college and think misogyny and conservative middle America bullshit is good.... ma and pa and apple pie and leave it to beaver coca cola patriots day circle jerk brainwashing is the America you want, then I guess college failed you, and you should hand in your degrees. " -That's another quote of your retarded bullshit.

Yeah, there's that 'Every Child Left Behind' again.

I simply didn't say those things. I referenced MAGA when mocking YOUR inability understand something that is scientifically valid and provable. It was clearly an "Even THEY are more intelligent than you," statement, but you are too fucking stupid to comprehend that which you read! (yet ANOTHER hallmark of 'Every Child Left Behind)

All you have for a reply is dodge, deflect, and defend the militant lesbians. And then you end with an "insult" about the size of my penis.

Imagine how pathetic I would need to be in order to feel insulted by some random statement made by a retarded pussy, on the internet, in the sub-thread of a porn forum. I would need to be just about as pathetic as some closeted homo whining about breaking a cartoon character's heart, and then trying to claim that only a sociopath could disagree, while also simultaneously claiming that they didn't even date her in the first place. Yeah, I'd have to be just about THAT pathetic.

On top of that, you write English too well for it to be a second language. And you use the wrong spellings to have learned your English in a European schoolroom. Once again, your own fucking writing proves you to be a fucking liar. Not that it was ever up for debate.

If you weren't so stupid, the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN things I've said about the differences in the male and female brains would alarm you. Your response was, "Why would the women saying that ALL heterosexual sex is rape mislead me?" And I just want a time machine so that I can kill your parents before you are born.

Let me say this to you slowly YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT:

WOMEN'S...BRAINS...CONTAIN...PHYSICAL...STRUCTURES...THAT...MALE...BRAINS...DO...NOT!!! Now, why don't you go and pull the dog off of that herpes infected cunt that you call mommy, and have her explain that concept to you.

It's much, much more than a difference in hormone levels.

The male and female brains interpret and process information differently. Have you ever noticed that there is a constant communication issue. You say something, it gets construed the wrong way? There is a physical fucking reason for this FACT OF LIFE. And it's NOT misogyny, it's ANTHROPOLOGY!!! Look up the fucking word, you fucking idiot! It actually does a great disservice to women to DENY their more evolved brain. What kind of useless "feminist" are you? lmao

The arc ships. You think that they are inconceivable. Why? Because of some theory that Google's Indoctrination bot pointed you at? You copy and pasted it in an attempt to achieve some level of intellect, and immediately fell on your stupid fucking face.

Well, as everyone knows, theories are proven beyond all doubt as scientifically irrefutable. That's why, when you look up the word "theory" in the dictionary, it just says "see 'Fact'" You stupid fucking joke.

In just 1100 years we will have the ability to not even need ark ships. Now all we need is for the Earth's atmosphere to not become too hot or toxic for the next 11 centuries. Isn't little Greta some-slut whining about how planet Earth will be uninhabitable in 6 months time? Your 11 centuries are already off to a rough start!

Earthquakes, Hurricanes, Volcanic Eruptions, War, The Hole in the Ozone Layer, Solar Radiation, Changes to the Magnetosphere, Disease, Famine, Asteroid Impacts, Political Campaigns, Religious Dogma, the Indomitable Human Spirit, CAPITALISM. All of them are irrelevant, because the THEORY is that in just 1100 years, all of our problems will be solved. As long as everything goes exactly as that THEORY assumes.

Do you remember yesterday's ass whipping when I said your capacity for critical thought and analysis were virtually nonexistent? The above few paragraphs demonstrate your inability to read a theory and consider it critically before accepting it as scientific proof.

Your THEORY was a thought experiment run in a vacuum. "If nothing changes, with infinite money, at our current rate of technological advancement....in just 1100 years..." It doesn't take into account that nearly 9,000,000,000 humans are itching for a world war, or that terrorist scientists can weaponize bacteria.

You read Google's synopsis, and said, "Sounds good to me.""

MY theory takes into account that human will likely need to flee this planet long before we can come even remotely close to light speeds. You know, the one where REALITY exists! Where limited space is had, every gram has to be accounted for, where the COST of resources, the AVAILABILITY of resources, and time constraints must be considered. But you think that it requires a tin foil hat in order to base things on reality, rather than just trusting Google's indoctrination bot.

The sad part is that 30 fucking years from now, people as stupid as you will be running this planet, there simply won't be a choice. hey, who knows, maybe your whore mother DID try to abort you, and they only vacuumed out the brain!!!

Finally, your use of the word "boomer" absolutely tells a reader when you were born and the policies that defined your indoctrination, oh, wait...I meant "education." It's like the trees of your stupidity blind you to the forest of your retardation!

Your fucking parents should be imprisoned for what they did to you. The ONLY explanation is that you were shaken to sleep as an infant a LOT. Now feel free to say whatever you want in reply. Claim your hollow victory, I won't be reading it, I won't be replying to it. I have simply grown tired of laughing at your MILLENNIAL bitch ass!

I  had a "10" excitability , "80" stamina, and skipped 90% of the content that involved my dick, but still lost to Elise in the end! It kind of makes a mockery of that whole Marc making her cum in 2 minutes thing.

My biggest concern is the whole branching paths/Patreon development process.

I'm not trashing their business model, but already, in just 5 in game days, there is clearly content they expect to add later to these 5 days. Plus they flat out say that there is extra content for Patreons (as is to be expected).

The problem is, that when they go back later on to shoehorn in the content that isn't available in the "demo" version of the game it will create havok in the already established story lines. It always does. Once upon a time, Bioware was one of the greatest story tellers in the business. Even they couldn't keep multiple story lines and dozens of choices straight. It will be impossible for this team to do it.

I'll be happy as long as they keep on having consequences for the player's actions. If it just turns into 'Cosy Cafe' with mind control, I'll bail instantly.

Yeah, you are absolutely NOT older than me. It's easy to tell that you have been educated under the policy known as 'Every Child Left Behind.' You grew up in front of a PC monitor more so than a TV. There has not been one day of your life where the internet was not available for kitty videos and kiddie porn. Me, on the other hand, I graduated college before the internet was even invented. I graduated college a second time before 'Every Child Left behind' was signed into law.

I'll be honest, I simply don't care enough about your pathetic justifications for being an incel to read through all of your THOT approved bullshit.

So let me point this out to you:

"And NO I did NOT jump at the chance to date a munted gronk like Rosie, one of the least attractive tubby fungus" That is an exact quote from your above reply.

Except if you didn't jump on the chance to date Rosie, then she was never your girlfriend. If she was never your girlfriend, then just what the fuck exactly is it that your bitch ass is whining about little pussy?

If you didn't date her, and didn't try to fuck her, then why are you allowing her to project her issues onto YOUR guilty conscience? That would make you even MORE PATHETIC than you already seem.

Also, NO, men and women are NOT the same when you strip away the life support system and only look at the brain. That's actually where we are most different. That you would suggest otherwise demonstrates just how little you actually know about the human mind, body, and experience.

Let's go back in time. Back to when man was man, woman was woman, and both were food for the predators on the African savannahs.

What was man? Man was a testosterone fueled rage machine that would kill ANYTHING that stepped in its path.

What was woman? Woman was the breeder that had to survive not only the predators, but also the testosterone fueled rage machine that wanted to fuck a baby into her.

The estrogen necessary to make babies prevented woman from ever being strong enough to overpower man, so what did she evolve instead? HER FUCKING BRAIN!!! Women's brains have structures that male brains don't. The average woman has a higher IQ than the average man. More women go to college than men. Women EVOLVED to confuse, confound, aggravate, and outsmart the testosterone fueled rage machine. it is the inheiritence that comes with having 2 X-chromosomes. It's also the main reason that no dude with a dick and a dress will ever be a woman. He will always be a confused and damaged man with the subpar brain that goes along with having 1 x-chromosome and 1 y-chromosome. (It's just that a 5 year old boy's brain is no match for an adult lesbian with an agenda. You know, his kindergarten teacher. Yet you people can't figure out why MAGA is throwing fits.)

Think I'm crazy? here's a fun scenario. (Back to those African plains):

Scene: Man and woman alone, hungry and tired.

Man: "Hungry. Must eat. Tired must rest. You stay make camp. I go kill hippo. Hand me rock."

Woman: "Love you baby" mmmm-muh

Woman: "Hi Gronk. Where's Urg? He went to kill a hippo for dinner, but I don't know. That rock was smaller than the hippo's tooth. Hey, if he doesn't come back, this pussy will need a new sponsor...daddy."

Women have been using their pussies to attain safety, security, wealth, power, and status since each of those concepts became important to human society. It's not misogyny, it's anthropology you stupid fucking fool!!!

Or did you think it was our overwhelming urge to oppress women that made us take all of the dangerous, dirty, and violent jobs throughout history? I mean, if oppressing women was the goal, sending them into battle naked would be the optimal first choice. Making them handle radioactive waste naked would be the second. But these things didn't happen. maybe there were other motivations at work, but the THOTs can't use them to push an agenda, so...I'll even bet that you are stupid enough to think that the "gender pay gap" is due to misogynistic men, and not because 97% of all workplace fatalities happen to men. (But WHY should defusing land mines pay more than waiting tables at Denny's? It's simply unfair to women everywhere! Isn't that right you little bitch?)

Why do you think the Twitch THOTs are all women, and their idiot subscribers are all men? They figured out a way to get paid by the losers (independence) while still getting fucked by the alpha male. No woman would ever be stupid enough to fall for this scam. Yet a generation of you estrogen filled bitches have turned yourselves into incels by slavishly obeying their every command. They have now evolved their cunning to a point where they can convince the testosterone fueled rage machine to give up his testosterone. His ONLY advantage over ALL of the predators on planet Earth, not just the women.

In 500 years women will have more in common with the Asari, than humanity. They will be using each other's eggs to produce children, and the testosterone fueled rage machine will be forgotten to time, with their history overwritten by the feminist bullshit that you take so seriously. You, and all of your ilk, are just the first step on that road to hell.

Think that's inconceivable? Why? When we colonize space under sublight speeds, using generational ships female crews means half the people, half the weight, half the food, half the oxygen, half the water, etc., etc., etc.. As Spock would say, it's logical. Twice the distance on the same amount of resources. But when has humanity ever favored profit over morality? I'm sure it will all be fine.

Look, dude, I get that you are used to "debating" on the internet. You make shit up, throw in a little bit of the 'Dr. Phil' that the THOTs tell you to say, and deny, deny, deny. Unfortunately for you, when I was young enough to be in school, America was still in the top 10 globally for education. For you, it was in the 30's. Your capacity for critical thought and analysis is crippled almost nonexistent, and it shows in your moronic opinions.

(it's not an accident, that exactly when it became possible for history to be overwritten rather than simply revised, the schools became focused on teaching morality and gender studies rather than reading, writing, and arithmetic. All of those predominantly female teachers decided that they like you better stupid and compliant. And boy did you jump all over that shit! Dumbass!!!)

You're an idiot that thinks simping for women will make them like him. You were offended when I pointed out what "your" Twitch THOTS do with your mommy's money after the show ends. So you wrote your little diatribe about psychology. Except you don't actually understand the subject beyond "Everybody knows....." (which, for the record, is 99.9999999% likely to be WRONG).

If you ever get tired of being laughed at by, well, pretty much everyone that encounters you; you should go away while you are still 10 steps behind. However, I expect that you are actually stupid enough to come back and try to claim that you have a PhD, graduated college in 1962, and have written every textbook on the human mind since that time.

I'm kinda looking forward to it, dumbass.

I actually considered offering to be that English speaking proof reader. I want this game to succeed. But I've offered other developers and been ignored, so I'm just hoping that they find someone.

And, yeah, I  get why Elise gets to pump the brakes, but that's not how games work. "hey ref, I'm losing here, can you spot me a few points?" just isn't competition friendly. (Although it would likely be approved by the 21st century is stupid committee!!!)

I think the dev should have resisted the urge to make Marc capable of getting Elise to cum. "Oh, yeah, Marc? You're gonna have to try harder than that to make ME cum!" It might not be the typical "oh, gosh, your giant cock is murdering my tiny pussy" mentality that every sex scene must contain, but it is certainly more lore friendly to the girl that Elise is portrayed to be. (Well, I actually think it should be against the rules for Marc to be chosen at all. It's not the game's fault that he suffers from premature ejaculation!)

He only has something like 2 minutes to make her cum. That alone is pretty much "incel power fantasy #1" and a great reason to dump the entire premise. Beyond that, if you cockblocked Steve, Elise is a virgin at the party. Technically, Marc takes her virginity, not the MC. The MC is just sloppy seconds! All that work, and mental powers just to let some other dude get his dick wet first. And, of course, Marc is already out of the game at that point. He shouldn't be anything more than a spectator from that point forward.

Finally, most chicks take far longer than the couple of minutes Marc had to get her off in order to get off. All that moaning in a porn video is because the slut is thinking about feeding her heroin addiction after the sweaty asshole is done with her. So the entire scenario is more incel power fantasy than "reality" and therefore easily dumped as an idea. The writer just leaned into the "Elise has a dick in her" angle, rather than the "Elise has to be around for the finals" angle. A simple fix.

I only have one suggestion.

Every single picture on this page is of a female superhero. When the game is booted, only women are shown. When you start a game, you are asked to name your character. The screen is black, and the default name is "Alex."

Alex is both a male and female name.

What makes you think that ANYBODY will assume that they are being asked to name a dude? Nobody will even see a dude until 10 minutes after they have to name one.

It might be a good idea to either pop the character model onto that black screen of naming hell, or at least change the default name to "Steve" (or something else that no woman has ever been called)

Other than that, there are numerous times when a sentence is in the present tense, but there are words in the past tense. I didn't screenshot them, but they are typically like "I didn't wanted that" rather than "I didn't want that."

The typos and stuff aren't awful. I'm a massive douche about the script in every porn game I play. And this one didn't make me want to smash my head into the wall. (That puts it on a very short list as far as I'm concerned.)

As to the pacing, that's harder to nail down. It doesn't seem logical that "alex" would be stopping for long winded conversations when he's trying to get to the scene of the Kaiju fight. But then again, I don't know where your story is going, or how important these characters will end up being. What I can read as a dull sentence might contain vital information hours down the road.

Finally, I say this to a lot of devs, and most only ignore me. But I will say it to you here:

Stories should NEVER be made by a committee. There is a reason that Shakespeare didn't let his Patreons vote on whether or not Romeo and Juliet got a happy ending. The reason is that most people are idiots, and when you ask a group of them for story advice, you end up with Mad-Libs instead of coherent thought.

If your team has an actual vision for this game, then tell EVERYONE else (including me) to fuck off, and stay true to that vision. You might not sell as many copies, but you might sell 1,000 times more. Either way, you will end up with a product that you can be more proud of in the end.

Itch is littered with the abandoned games of those devs that turned control over to the fools for just $5/month. It's a fools errand to chase their trends.

Nudist School is in development, not exactly what you are suggesting, but in that vein.

Beyond that, it sounds like you might have an idea for a game that you can make.

The MC is an insufferable douche bag. Either that, or the dev has only included 3% of the script in the free version.

The instant that the text boxes start he starts an argument with his "roommate" and then whines that he doesn't want to argue with her. Like I said above, unless 90% of the script is missing, this MC is an asshole because the dev thinks that is what an "Alpha" looks like.

I'm an asshole. I'm being a dick towards this game right now, and by implication to you as well. Yet, I can hold a conversation with somebody and NOT be an asshole when the situation warrants. How else could I have been a nurse since before the internet was born?

The "being a douchebag" approach to demonstrate "alpha" tendencies is a sure mark of an incel trying to claim power from their bullies through a power fantasy. It only ever ends up with Stockholm Syndrome being induced.

I've checked this out once before. I didn't realize it until the little douche started whining. Enjoy the insufferable fantasy, incels.

You're drowning aren't you stupid? Don't forget, I have now had 6 extra months to play and massage my review for 'Celebrity Hunter.' I can't wait to destroy you on Steam. You can't micromanage shit there your pathetic little faggot.

I like the game. Yet I refuse to play another second of it. I went through the first week, but my problem is pretty much exactly why I don't play mobile games of any kind.

I've got a 70" TV, I have no interest in having just 10" of it used. Then, the square GIF sex scene actually is like 2% of the total screen. I guess if you are 12, and hiding under the covers this aspect ratio makes sense.

In the occurrence of porn, not so much.

Maybe people playing on a phone will get the most benefit. Because I'm fairly certain that my tablet would have black sidebars if I were to download this on Android.

The girls are pretty, the video presentation is a refreshing change of pace, it's polished. Clearly a lot of hard work went into it. It's just too bad that it was made for mobile, and ported to PC instead of the other way around.

Hmmmmm...

Homo Sapiens: The most savage animal to ever exist in the history of this planet, maybe even this galaxy. The species that invents the Teddy Bear and immediately asks the question, "Now how the fuck can I kill somebody with this thing?"

I'm not really sure that there ARE a great many people out there that doesn't mean harm. I'm pretty sure that Mother Theresa funded her orphanage through kiddie porn videos.

Now, however factual my statement might be; I'm pretty sure that it is still OK to disagree with a simp on a porn forum without reaching sociopathic standards. But if not, who cares?

Here are some examples of real world sociopaths:

1.) Every politician on this planet

2.) Every billionaire on this planet

3.) Every Fortune 500 CEO on this planet

4.) Every cop on this planet

5.) Every firefighter on this planet

Hey, if you ARE a sociopath, you have plenty of company. Children think that sociopathy is a bad trait. it's the trait that keeps pushing humanity forward. On the other hand, helicopter parenting and giving money to half naked sluts online has created a generation of incels. (absolute proof of how much better it is to be feared than mocked)

The answer is clear, WE MUST EMBRACE SOCIOPATHY!!!

Also, Rosie isn't your girlfriend when the game starts. She is a girl crushing on you. You have the opportunity to date her, but just how much "romance" is in that equation is for the player to decide.

It's almost quaint that you think making a "study date" at some girl's house means that you are just two steps from walking down the aisle together.

Beyond that, let's play pretend for a minute. Let's pretend that the dev said, "Here is Rosie. She has been the MC's love interest since they were both 8 years old." Why would YOU form an emotional bond? At that point in time, Rosie has had no opportunity to demonstrate anything more than she has large breasts. You don't know her personality, her intelligence, her morality, or her politics. Other than "cartoon tits! YAY!!!" you have no actual reason to want ANYTHING more than sticking your dick in her on a primal level.

Yet you straight up accuse another person as a sociopath simply because they aren't as quick as you to surrender their entire identity in order to seem appealing to a woman. In reality, you don't have the mental fortitude to operate in a live fire drill.

I'll tell you what your EXACT problem actually is, and here we go:

You booted this game, and JUMPED on the chance to date Rosie salivating at those big titties (me too). Then, you got the chance to cockblock Steve, and jumped on that (me too). Then you got that blowjob from Elise (me too), and shit blew up in your face.

You had expected this game to be just another harem game where every slut is yours, every wish is immediately granted, there is never any drama at any time, the end of the game can be predicted before even reading the title. But whatever else happens NEVER...ANY...CONSEQUENCES for anything that you do.

So, when you had to see the shocked look on Rosie's face after Elise told her what happened, you had to face the consequences of YOUR actions. This is the point where our experiences diverged. You thought "Oh, no! What hell hath I wrought? If the Twitch THOTs are to believed, I have just earned every woman on Earth a raping"

Whereas I thought, "This game is actually interesting. Fuck me, why was it 4 miles down the page when that trash fire 'Cosy Cafe' is constantly at the top?"

Finally, just because someone isn't as emotionally fragile as you, that doesn't mark them as a sociopath. It's far more likely that you simply ran into someone that isn't as invested in being a simp as are you. Simps get mocked, ridiculed, and laughed at. Mostly by those sluts to whom they keep sending their money.

Me? I'm a sociopath, a psychopath, and ASPD. I'm the man every woman fears. You're the child that every woman mocks. It's a thousand times better to be feared than mocked.

Those Twitch THOTs that you so obviously worship take your donations, hand them over to men like me, and get fucked stupid off of your continued virginity.

Toughen up, young one; Life is short, but it's WAY longer than you realize!!!

I had to scroll about 4 miles down the perverts page to even see this game, but it is straight up the most interesting game with very little content I have played in years.

The translation is rough, I'm not gonna lie. Him, Her, He, She, and It are NOT usually interchangeable in conversation. At least not in English. And the script surrounding the branching paths are as problematic as in any other game. I appreciate all of the choices, but when I make a choice, the girl follows the choice; when your script continues on as if I had made a different choice it creates a logical paradox, plot hole, or decreases immersion. (The game 'College Kings' is an outstanding example of how choices, branching paths, and weak writers can turn a game from a treasure to trash.)

The rules for the game on Day 7 are all over the place. I got to use my "Joker" 3 times. I wasn't offered the Joker (even though I hadn't used it once yet) when I was offered to use my mind powers on Marc when Bao went to blow him. Elise gets to straight up tell Marc to stop fucking her before she cums in round 4 or 5, but why? Her cumming is her exit from the game, why would she be the one with the power to end the interaction? She damn sure aon't paying attention to the timer on her phone at that moment. And why are people that have been eliminated from the game still allowed to participate in it? Do you keep lapping the board in Monopoly even after being bankrupted?

That probably seems like a lot of criticism for something that I say that I like. (You should see what I say when I don't like something.) I predict managing those branching paths will be the biggest problem that you face. My issues with the party's fluctuating rules is me nitpicking, the party was fun, and that is all that really matters.

Beyond that, the inevitable pussies showing up to whine about NTR is likely to be the biggest aggravation this game faces. Anyway, great start, I hope that this doesn't end up dead and abandoned before it gets finished.

Yeah, I'm OK with the way shit has worked out for me. I'm old enough that I didn't have to be a mewling pussy or relegated to incel status! men were still allowed to produce testosterone back then, you would likely have found it far too confusing an existence.

Why was my father going on vacation with my landlady?

I hope to fucking God that you let us redefine the relationships, or this will be unreadable. I guarantee it.

Well, ONE Harry Potter fan boy threw a fit!

Nobody wants to be a jerk to some random woman?

have you ever MET a woman? They tend to incite jerkish behavior.

I wanna pitch something to you. I normally tell devs to ignore the idiots pitching them ideas, but I think this is actually a good one.

On Saturday afternoons, when Amy is at the lake, for a horniness of 3 she can tease the Headmaster.

It only seems logical that the Headmaster should be able to be like, "Uh-uh, you ain't tricking me again, lose the top right now," at a horniness level somewhat higher than that.

Since there are two girls standing there, the potential to increase horniness also exists as they gossip about how Amy is gonna fuck the Headmaster given enough time.

Just an idea.

Step #1: Somebody whined.

Step #2: The dev is pandering for support.

The dev has reworked the scene by beginning to kill their own game through pandering in exchange for...I don't know exactly.

It's free, so there is no money at stake.

There is no guarantee that the whiny bitch will ever download their "approved" changes.

he will kill the goodwill from the people who enjoyed his previously released content.

His own life gets that much more complicated when he starts kissing the asses of whiny strangers.

There simply is not one good reason to change the content. Maybe the dev will be kind enough to point out what they DO get out of reworking scenes for people that can't be counted on to support him in the future.

It's stupid to do it on Patreon, but at least there is profit on the line. Some devs (Dr. Pinkcake) enjoy very profitable lives while drip feeding trash to idiots. To kowtow to some bitch on itch is an act of desperation, and nothing else.

Every single game where the developer has changed their vision in order to "serve" the Patreons has had their game suffer for it. Most of them only end up being trash worthy of being ignored by the customers or abandoned by the dev.

On top of that, look at just how many porn games are abandoned on this site alone. A sizable portion of them were abandoned because the dev couldn't keep up with the whiny bitches once they gave in.

(Just look at how well retconning 'Harry Potter' lore to please alphabet soup worked out for JK Rowling. There will be no end to the demands once you give in. AND you will lose the customers that WOULD like your content as you intended it.)

You should make the game that YOU want, and tell the little bitches to fuck the fuck off when they come here trying to custom order your porn game like they are at the counter of Taco Bell.

There is a simple fact of life: If you try to please everybody, you will end up pleasing nobody.

So here you are, jumping through hoops trying to please some little bitch(es) simply because you offered them some content for FREE! If your best friend was doing that, you would likely tell them to wake the fuck up and quit taking on some moron's stress just because they can't close their eyes for a few seconds.

So I'm gonna say to you: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND QUIT ADDING STRESS AND WORK TO YOUR OWN LIFE SIMPLY BECAUSE SOME SNIVELLING PUSSY DOWNLOADED YOUR FREE CONTENT BEFORE THEY MASTERED CLOSING THEIR BITCH-ASS EYES!!!

If it's that small of an issue, try this:

Close your eyes, and click the mouse 10 times. I promise that you won't die. (You have your own DIY "skip this content" tools built right into your head!!!)

Or you could get some thicker skin and just accept that this game isn't being custom made for you. You aren't the center of the universe, and sometimes life will require you to see and/or hear things that you don't want. No, it's not some sort of "rape;" it's just the way shit works works in real life.

Do I rip the shirt off of every pussy with a penis and a T-shirt reading "This is what a feminist looks like"? No, I laugh at the bitch internally and forget that they exist as soon as they leave my peripheral vision.

Anybody that can't handle a little NTR must not have ever fucked some slut while her husband was 20 feet away. Public sex, forbidden sex, the risk of getting caught it's three times the adrenaline rush. Well, unless you're the bitch that can't please his whore. But what he don't know can't end in divorce!

Why is it my job to keep some slut honest? Not one person on this planet was put here to be a doctor, a lawyer, or a porn star. Every one of us was put here to spread our DNA like the savage, bloodthirsty, and rutting animals that we are.

On the bright side, squeamish "men" that can only tolerate 5 minutes of missionary twice a year will find it much harder to pass their defective genes into the pool. That is a DEFINITE positive.

Now grow the fuck up and move on with your life, CHILD.

Afraid that a girl's tongue is more potent than your cock?

Dude, I just fuck around writing for fun. So I started this story called 'The Beastgirl' and I'm kind of freewheeling in my writing style. So my outline was "Male MC soul bound to halfling, maledom, hardcore smut.

The story is 58 pages long, barely more than a prologue, there hasn't been ONE appropriate place to put a sex scene, and it's borderline femdom. And now I've pretty much abandoned it because if I finish it it would be Harry Potter length stuff (all 7 books), and I'm not really a femdom kind of guy.

Writing a decent story is hard. Trying to match text boxes to pictures while telling an entire tale in a concise manner has to be really hard.

You can always take the Dr. Crackhead shortcut, and just dump trash onto the stupid. That would be stupid levels of easy. You wouldn't really need to even WRITE a script. My four years in the wasteland of depravity have taught me that less than 10% of the people playing these games read ANY of the words.

I really believe that having a story in a porn game is kind of a detriment. The people (even myself) can easily make up whatever story they want while they are watching the cartoon whore get banged. And the overwhelming majority of the time, during those sex scenes, while the dev is so proud of all the dirty talk they have written, those fucking text boxes are just covering the action!

I do think that a game that said, "Here's a bunch of chicks that will get fucked a LOT, use your imagination for the story," could do very well in sales. At least as long as the scenes were produced right. Mutliple angles, positions, and stuff like that.

It depends on what you want. If you are here for easy cash, you really should ignore me, and try to out steal Dr. Crackhead! It's not like the world would end or anything. But if you are doing this more for the artistic expression of it, then it will be a lot harder to make the money, but you might enjoy the journey more.

I can't say. It's nice to enjoy what you do, but life is expensive, and the need for money can't really be ignored.

I really want to corrupt your girl. She reminds me of someone I know! Thanks for not just assuming that I was trashing you.

I help good games sell copies on Steam. I do my best to end the careers of bad game developers. I'm a little crazy, so my reviews tend to be more like an essay on the subject, the Dev, my life. But they get attention.

If you want to see what I'm talking about, I have a review for 'Between Two Worlds' for a positive one. 

'Love Potion' is a game that I pretty much killed within 48 hours of launch. 

And while I didn't kill 'Thirty Days.' I severely hurt its sales numbers in that critical 2 week launch window. These days, when he addresses the community, it usually reads like he's contemplating abandoning it entirely. (He should have made PORN instead of cock block! lmao)

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I had a lot to say about what you got wrong in my first comment. I'll be looking forward to telling you how much fun I had with your next update. I really do wish you luck.

The porn genre is a mess. A bunch of lazy developers pushing out trash to people that shouldn't be allowed to handle their own money! It makes it so hard for a decent developer to get noticed. 4 years ago, when I first started reviewing porn games as a hobby, I was the ONLY person bitching about story and sensible content, believable people. I see more and more people picking up that torch.

I'll leave you with a couple more thoughts.

Dr. Pinkcake is a scamming thief, and 'Being a Dik' is total garbage. Regardless of how much money it makes. There is no story. The MC is a fucking bitch. And the girls are hot, but it's pointless bullshit because all he fucking cares about is cashing those Patreon checks.

R.J. Rhodes is a MUCH smaller developer. Her game 'Come Home' is much smaller than Dr. Crackhead's. It's well written, with likeable characters. The plot (alternate universes) is ridiculous, but everything else around it is grounded and simply makes sense. Suspension of disbelief is easy. It's an absolute gem of a game.

Both of them use(d) Patreon to get their game made. One of them panders to every thought of the subscribers, but makes them pay dearly for it. The other never wavered from their vision, never gave creative control over to the people simply because they had an extra $5 that month!

And one final kick to that dead horse:

William Shakespeare did NOT poll his patreons on whether or not Romeo and Juliet should live happily ever after. Had he, it might have made a decent porn story for the 1500's, but there would be one less movie with naked 14 year old tits in it for us to watch today!!!

(A story written by committee will ALWAYS suck!)

P.S. If you ever make an incest game, Step 1 to making a coherent story is allowing the player to redefine the relationships from Patreon's standard landlady, roommate. (As if the CEO of Patreon doesn't watch, buy, and jerk off to daddy/daughter porn!)

I wish that I could have played your game dude. I don't want to be a dick to you, but you are early in development, and until you fix the godawful production values in this game, you will continue to struggle to gain any traction and attention.

It's something in the transitions where roughly every 3.5 seconds, the screen goes black for several seconds and I can't tell whether I am watching an unskippable animated black screen (WHY WOULD THAT EVER HAPPEN), or simply forced to click my way through 10 black background cards while you get set up for the next scene.

I got frustrated within 10 minutes and quit your game. I'm not going to trouble shoot your game for you. This is made in Renpy, and Renpy (transitions on or off) doesn't behave this way in ANY of the other nearly 500 games I have seen. It is ABSOLUTELY on you whatever is messed up in the production.

Beyond that, why does EVERY male character in a corruption game have to be written and presented as a dirty hobo? Do none of you porn developers realize that there are more sociopaths on Wall Street than there are mopping McDonald's bathrooms?

By the time ted Bundy got to hitting girls over the head to rape and kill them, he was weeks from complete meltdown. Most of the (up to) 70 women that he MIGHT have murdered were met by a warm smile, and charming personality.

And, finally, it would be nice if just ONE corruption game got the girl in trouble in such a way that it could actually HAPPEN in real life without her being required to be mentally retarded. (Your story requires absurd levels of retardation from this young woman.)

Let me show you how easy it is.

1.) Woman wants to buy something expensive.

2.) Woman has bad credit.

3.) Woman borrows money from a loan shark.

4.) Woman must now humiliate herself in order to keep paying the interest on the loan.

Corruption, AND the dude can be in an Armani suit, with hygeine that suggests he MIGHT have showered since 1954! (Why would ANY woman accept a job offer from someone like that? Being a solo hooker is a better "career" option.

If you want to get really crazy. Give her a DECENT husband, and use the above scenario to keep her on the hook forever. Give her a REASON to feel guilty about cheating on him. Not some slob that DESERVES to be cheated on. The depravity just writes itself, and its a believable tale. Naive woman gets scammed. Men will pay MONEY for hot slutty action!!!

You know, write a story, where people behave like the people you know in real life behave. Except with sex and depravity. It's a winning idea. Trust me!

What was YOUR idea?

"Run for your life honey, This is a brothel, not a restaurant."

"I choose not to believe rumors. Besides, the stranger on the train, checking out my tits when I awoke said this is a nice place, and his friend will help me out." RETARDED!!!

Like I said, I'm not trying to be a dick. But between the bad writing, and the awful production values, i quit this game before it even got started.

You have two choices now.

1.) You can get defensive, and ignore me.

2.) You can recognize that you now have a grand total of ONE comment on your work. It's from someone with over 200 porn reviews under their belt, and nearly 500 played.

I'm intelligent, and an outstanding writer. You might want to contemplate what I have said here.

Not even remotely.

incel maledom

I played your game, and left wondering if I had been infected with a virus. Your audio wouldn't shut off until I shut the PC down and rebooted it from cold.

On top of that, I'm just not sure how "humiliating and punishing" a hand job from 3 hot women actually ends up being.

"That's right, Agent Johnson (code name The Rock), you have stumbled into my trap, and must be punished. Pull out your cock and let me stroke it." Jesus fucking Christ, that is pretty much the set-up of your game.

Why has no woman in my life chosen to punish me? I have to do shit like chores and stuff to get that as a reward. Like a fucking puppy getting a biscuit for not pissing on the floor!

I think that 3 women (or even 1 woman) that wanted to dominate a man would involve a lot more "man takes it up the ass from chick with giant strap-on."

And I can't really see a scenario where it would be, "let's take it slow, and work up to the stretched out asshole." Seems likely that it would be more like, "SCREAM BITCH!!!"

I mean, when Muammar Ghadaffi wanted to interrogate a prisoner, ass rape was step 1, asking questions was step 2. Why do you think he ended up being sodomized to death?

A ton more "Butch lesbian makes man go ass to mouth on himself." Very little, "You make my pussy so wet. Suck that clit!"

And a metric fuck ton more "Get on your knees, and suck my cock! Who's a dirty slut? Are you my fucking cum dumpster slut?"

And I'm reasonably certain that a feminist  humiliating a man would involve pretty much ZERO "come here and let me stroke that giant, throbbing, beautiful cock of yours."

This isn't femdom, it's incel maledom! Incel maledom has more bitch behavior than just straight up femdom.

I pray to God that this demo has NOTHING to do with the game that you released on Steam.

And how do you like that? My comment is longer than your demo!

I think that you are trying to be somewhat humorous with the writing. I can't stand this whiny little MC.

What is wrong with making "men" act like they might possibly be capable of producing testosterone?

"Hey kid, wanna take a bath?"

"Oh, gee, lady. You are related to somebody that I once met. I could NEVER let you see my pee-pee."

I'm not saying that he should have jumped in the tub, but could you at least use excuses that DON'T make it seem like he would rather have a cock in his ass? PLEASE?

IRL, I'm a nurse. There isn't anything that the human body can do that makes me queasy. So I'm usually willing to turn on FUTA and even gay content in order to review a game properly over on Steam. I don't do it here because a game has to be either perfect or trash before I will write a review here on itch.

I don't know why (or maybe I do), but I find the porn games MADE by members of the LGBTQIA++ community tend to be better written than straight porn. There is usually more to the story than, "Look at that slut. I cant wait to stretch her pussy out." Which is all well and good, but is WAY overdone!

I thought your opening bit, and the entire idea of parodying Grimm's Fairy Tales is brilliant. Copyright free, and stories that EVERYONE already knows. They write themselves, are short enough to not require decades to make. And lots of places for deviant behavior in children's stories! (WTF?!?)

My bitchin' about there not being NSFW stuff before the transformation is just my latent heterosexuality leaking through. I counted 4 spots for naked women to appear. But if they weren't artistically relevant, then...the artist gets to decide.

It's not often that the Android file size is larger than the Windows or Apple's!

I guess that I should have read before downloading. I was expecting Cinderella with a pussy, not Sinderella with a dick.

Not my kink.

Still, though, for people that do enjoy futa content, this is short, and much better written than like 90% of straight porn. I think the dev missed a few opportunities for some NSFW content both before and after the penis appeared. The scenes are NOT animated. That would be the biggest potential drawback (besides the penis) for most fans of NSFW content.

Also, the fairy godmother totally screws Sinderella out of one wish!

Still, though, if I was reviewing this on Steam, it would get a thumbs-up. I never write reviews on itch. Don't know why.

The 0.5 public release is two chapters long? Does that mean that this game is intended to be 4 chapters long in total?

Chapter 1 was a fun time. In chapter 2, the writing completely disintegrates.

I get that this is SUPPOSED to be an incest game, but until you allow the player to redefine the relationships in game, the script is unreadable garbage. I know that will make you all defensive, and respond with, "the incels don't seem to mind," but THEY aren't reading your words!

Let me show you the issue:

When the MC meets Isabella, he is all freaked out about meeting the daughter of a "friend." Why? I've met a bunch of my friends' children, nothing at all to be concerned about.

He decides (for some idiotic reason) to just lie to the girl every time he opens his mouth. It telegraphs the inevitable "You've been LYING to me. I can't trust you. I HATE YOU!" You, me, and EVERYONE else knows that is your great big act 2 cliffhanger.

Let me re-write that bit for you here. We'll pick up after the game, when you have the moron tell her that he wants to date her, except I'm going to write the scenario COMPETENTLY.

Isabella: Then what do you want, you creepy old pervert.

MC: I'm not a pervert Isabella. I saw your grandmother today, and she told me about you. I was you father's best friend (brother). So I came to watch you play. Wow, you're really good.

Isabella: You're a liar. My mother never told my grandmother who he was.

MC: I'm not lying. How else would I know who you are, where you would be, or that you never knew your father. As for what your grandmother might have told you, all that I can say is that you should probably ask her those questions.

Do you see how simple it was to establish an introduction between these two WITHOUT fucking shit up? No awkwardness at all. Incest is still a possibility. And the MC has established that the girl CAN trust him when push comes to shove.

---But NO---

You have Agatha kidnap the two of them. Keep them knocked out for hours, and move them to a private island that has to be a BARE MINIMUM of 20 miles off shore, or they could just stand on the island and SEE civilization.

I point this out, because a person unconscious for that amount of time is a serious medical emergency. (For the MC, he was rendered unconscious from blunt force trauma. He was actually killed on that street corner. But let's PRETEND not)

So you have Isabella float the idea of "Do you think the police are looking for us?"

And the MC is like, "Gee, if anybody noticed me missing that could happen"

Are you seriously suggesting to me that the MC's girlfriend, Kate, Andy, Oscar, Amanda, and Oliver are ALL going to just assume that the MC took a vacation without telling A FUCKING SOUL?!? No missing persons reports? No wellness checks? Nobody noticed the empty cubicle at work?

Are you suggesting that Isabella's teammates, coach, college friends, basketball fans, and potential stalkers don't notice HER missing?

Or is everybody just on Agatha's payroll suddenly? Simply because you couldn't use 5 minutes and 10 brain cells to come up with "let the people define the relationships" for themselves.

If I was the MC, I would fuck the dog shit out of my daughter on the island, and then see that cunt Agatha die in fucking prison for her crimes! Me and my daughter get the best relationship ever, all of the old bitch's money, AND I get my revenge.

But, NO, all you could come up with was, "If my hot, bisexual, harem loving girlfriend finds out that I know my dead best friend's hot cum dumpster of a daughter, IT WILL RUIN MY LIFE!" (OMG, are you a 14 year old GIRL?!?)

I'll help you.

Step 1.) Get a job.

Step 2.) Buy the assets and stuff you need.

It's not about the number of ideas. It's about the time it takes to complete multiple projects. It causes delays, and extends the amount of time a game spends in development.

This, by default, means that your Patreons end up paying more than they otherwise would for the development of the game.

This has become a practice of nearly epidemic proportions in the genre. As if Patreon didn't fuck it up enough already. Hundreds of devs pretending to juggle multiple projects, with nothing more than excuses usually to show for it.

THAT is the problem.

I guess that it's a good thing that you have a job that pretty much nobody actually cares about you doing. Maybe I'm just salty because when I go to work, I actually have to work. I don't get the luxury of saying, "I don't wanna save lives today. I'm just gonna catheterize everyone instead!"

Just can't really support a dev working on 3-4 projects at once. It just means that none of them ever get finished.

No update in a year? Why would I spend money?

I praised this game heavily when I played it at v0.16. I just finished a new playthrough of v0.18, and I'm not super impressed. I called it "The best Fallout Game ever made." Today I would say, "It's a Fallout knockoff. What I found clever and interesting before is degraded here.

I like your game, and I'm not trying to be a dick, but content wise, v0.18 ends in EXACTLY the same place as v0.16. The plot has NOT moved forward even ONE TEXT BOX.

Instead, what you did was flesh out previous content. That wouldn't be bad, except you ended up overlaying a TON of continuity errors onto your script. You're not a great note taker are you?

You added a bunch of bullshit Michael Bey-esque cut scenes to the game, but the repeatable porn scenes are so tedious that they should be avoided. The ONLY repeatable sex scenes in the game WORTH REPEATING are Pepper's. Then, you make the series of acts to get to fuck her like 6 events long, but only three are repeatable.

And the sex scene that you did add, taking Mernieth's virginity, has no choices except to cum inside or out. It's just another kinetic string of text boxes. Dull, and anti-climactic after all that build up.

I made Fairy my slave, but can't command her to fuck me.

The only way to get Kateryna into the sex acts is to  try to fuck the MC's stalker daughter. There isn't even an option to have just solo sex with the stalker daughter.

The entire quest line surrounding Lirah is so poorly conceived, that I struggle to believe that you actually wrote it.

First of all, Lirah is still loyal to the queen. She is just tired of politics not being what the propaganda promised. At this point in time, the MC has had the queen sobbing on his shoulder over the same topic. This should be EASY to explain to her.

On top of that, the MC has a daughter that is a stalker, without a history with Lira, whom he could send out to teach her the ways of the wasteland, but doesn't even consider her existence.

And the MC's daughter is a MUCH more logical way for Lirah to want the MC's cock than leaving her with the slutty palace guard.

On top of that, in order for you to force the palace guard scenario onto us, the MC has to sneak the girl into the city, although the MC has pointed out that she could never do so again, and the queen threatening to kill her.

On top of THAT you actually have her smuggling banned technology into the city, just to keep the scavenger story going. Why? You have a beat up trained guard, and the MC needs a guard for his growing harem. You know, for the times that he and his stalker daughter (whom you can't remember exists) are out on missions.

But you sure are proud of those Michael Bey-esque cut scenes, aren't you.

Anyway, I do hope that you figure out whether you want to make a porn game or some generic action bullshit. Personally, I hope it's porn, but if I come back to v0.20 to find just a bunch more bullshit cut scenes and boring porn, I will tank this game on Steam.

You're too big for me to crush, but I will dent your sales for sure. When I write a review for a game like this, it tends to stay number one for eternity with hundreds of votes. Well, unless the Dev can manage to get it banned.

Good, luck dude. Like I said, I like you game, but I seriously think that you have a lot of thinking to do.

I installed this on my Galaxy Tab a couple weeks back to check out how it was coming along.

I got the APK files set up as per your instructions, and verified that it would load properly. However, I was working my way through a couple other games and didn't start a new play of this at that time.

Then, fucking Samsung pushed another update at me shoving Google's social engineering bot further down my throat. I pulled the sim card, turned off wi-fi, blue-tooth, and set it in airplane mode.

Last night, I tried to open the game, and it won't load. It just spins the circle saying "unpacking files" or whatever it is exactly. I waited 5 minutes, and it wouldn't open. I tried three times. Every time it was the exact same result.

So, we have evidence that the game LOADED fine when the game had connection to the net, but is broken without access to the net.

So, my question to you is: Why does it seem like I need an internet connection in order to load the game files installed on my device?