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Draco Malfoy. What can I say about him? He’s a pretentious git but he’s got a nice arse so I suppose I can’t complain.

- Harry Potter to the Daily Prophet on why he’s with Draco Malfoy

Crazy is sexy. Just ask the big man in charge. He loves a taste of crazy.

Bellatrix Lestrange to Narcissa Black on the topic of Voldemort and how to keep Draco safe

Just when you thought this book couldn’t get gayer.

- Draco Malfoy

Luna: I know who you are.
Draco: *puts hand on her shoulder*
Luna: A Harry Potter fanboy.

Do you know how exhausting it is being Draco Malfoy for the past 18 years? All the work, all the planning? I just need a break!

Draco Malfoy

Blaise: Are you ready for this?

Draco: Please. It's not like my aunt's a serial killer or anything....

Draco: Sounds like someone has it out for rich people.

Pansy: Dammit! When are rich people gonna get a break?!

Hermione: I'll go willingly. Please, just send me to hell.
Draco: No.
Hermione: You don't want to send me to Hell? The one bloody thing you wanted this entire time? Did I punch you in your head too hard?

As maybe the world’s leading authority on waiting too long, don’t.

Severus Snape [to Draco Malfoy about Hermione]

Draco: In polite society, one floo's ahead before trespassing.
 Pansy: I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence Malfoy. 
 Draco: That's a fair point.

Draco: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. Potter,is... officially...  my friend. I think...
 Hermione: Oh he will love hearing that... [laughing]
 Draco: Weasel, also my friend....
Hermione: Mmhmm...
 Draco: and you Mione, you too are my--
Hermione: OH, YOU MUST STOP!
  [Deatheaters ambushes them, hell bent on killing Hermione]
Rabastan: Mudbloods! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous--
  [Draco hits him point-blank with a stunner]
 Draco: Nobody talks to my friends like that...

Draco: I'm a Pureblood wizard, a Slytherin. I do not dance.
 Hermione: Really? Well, in the muggle world, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
 Draco: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel!!

Hermione: I don't... I don't like people who think they're better than other people.
Draco: Some people are better than other people.
Hermione: Uh, you know what you said right there, that is so elitist. All men are created equal; either you believe that or you don't.
Draco: Some people are smarter than others; there's no use being offended by the fact.

Draco: Can we go to the spa?
 Blaise: Patience grasshopper.
Draco: Patience schmacience. I have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Granger.

Draco: I so would have rocked my mug shot...

Ron: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

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